https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1184579045138337794
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Scene perfectly encapsulates Rudy Giuliani’s situation:
First. Trump sucks!
Edit: first pony I mean.
I thought that was a super charitable reading on your part until I thought about the phone call. Now I think there’s a chance your framing is not inaccurate. The Ukraine phone call was a routine phone call. No access restrictions were placed on it, because nothing important was supposed to be discussed. Welp.
“I say this with great respect. The Kurds are no angels.”
What in the everloving fuck?
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Referring to the crash, he said: “I believe it [the car] was going down the wrong way and that happens in Europe - you go to Europe and the roads are opposite and it’s very tough if you’re from the United States.”
Well no, most of Europe drives on the same side as the US, President dipshit.
“That decision to make a right turn when you’re supposed to make a left turn when the roads are opposite and she said that’s what happened.”
I was driving in part of Spain a few days ago and never had to make a right turn instead of a left turn. wtf is this cretinous imbecile talking about?
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I think you have to give it to the dotard here, the Kurds are obviously not two depression era convicts who got mistaken for a pair of priests in small upstate New York town where hilarity ensued.
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Angela Merkel ‘had to explain fundamentals of EU trade to Donald Trump 11 times’
“Ten times Trump asked [Ms Merkel] if he could negotiate a trade deal with Germany. Every time she replied, ‘You can’t do a trade deal with Germany, only the EU,’" the official told The Times.
“On the eleventh refusal, Trump finally got the message, ‘Oh, we’ll do a deal with Europe then.’”
If a 5 year old was this dumb, they’d be put into special classes.
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I undeleted this gem because trolly liked it, although maybe he liked it because I deleted it. Anyway, first confirmed case of undeleting a withdrawn post on unstuck (let’s lobby to make deletes instant, no1 uses this feature).
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I had only gotten to here when you edited it, then I watched you delete it. This software is fun.
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lol I just wanted to see if I could like a deleted post.
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Everyone with basic common sense ran for the exits a while ago because staying meant going to fucking prison.
Cultural heritage. White people have been white for thousands of years in the minds of white nationalists. I wonder what the Republican Party would score on a one-question true or false test, “White people have been recognized as such for thousands of years.”
I have to say I’m gravely concerned that this stuff appears to be the meat of what these guys are revealing to Congress.
I mean, sure, it’s very bad that Trump is incompetent and the people he hires to high level positions are incompetent and hostile work environments obviously suck, but this is nothing new with Trump and it’s not impeachable now any more than it was the day Mike Flynn and Steve Bannon were extended offers.
It feels like we’re almost to the point where Jessup easily handwaives and explains away the fact that Santiago has not packed his bags or called anyone.
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A sure sign that I’ve gone 'round the bend is that what triggers me about Trump’s tweets more than anything else is when he says books are “Great”. The idea that people might believe that he is reading a book somehow enrages me.
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I’m just speculating like everyone else, but my sense is that his handlers were grateful to provide him with such a distraction. It’s a constant war of giving Trump something to do or say that makes him feel useful so he stays out of the way, then praying it doesn’t yet again turn into a thisisfine.png each time he finds a way to turn something that was supposed to be meaningless and foolproof into a global crisis.
Potential case in point.
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