The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

Nope it’s real.

https://mobile.twitter.com/makinibrice/status/1203050140833058818

Homer Simpson brain gif.

He triggers the libs. He could burn their houses down and as long as the flames jumped over to that stuck up Clinton supporter’s house next door they’d be fine with it.

“they have so much water that it comes down. It’s called rain”

How do you format colors ITT? Someone needs to rainbow that quote.

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Looks like the simulation sprung a memory leak and needs a reboot.

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I’ve done it before but the tags don’t work in the preview mode so I’m crossing my fingers that this works:

[color=“red”]they have so much water that it comes down. It’s called rain[/color]
[color=“orange”]they have so much water that it comes down. It’s called rain[/color]
[color=“yellow”]they have so much water that it comes down. It’s called rain[/color]
[color=“green”]they have so much water that it comes down. It’s called rain[/color]
[color=“indigo”]they have so much water that it comes down. It’s called rain[/color]
[color=“violet”]they have so much water that it comes down. It’s called rain[/color]

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Is this thread going to auto-close and respawn at 10k posts?

The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Please Impeach, We Beseech

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Good call, I don’t think it’s automatic.

@zikzak @goofyballer @anon46587892

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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1203077014070190085?s=19

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Here’s something to send your MAGA friends’ lawnmowers into orbit

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I thought it was real until he said “it’s called rain”

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It’s not. @goofyballer is the only person necessary for the switch since he has to move trumpbot.

I hear you brother. People bitch about liberals not having a spine and then show themselves to be exactly like them.

Hearing that reminds me of this

I also imagine most 2p2 poker players being like Fogell in high school.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1203085887011078144

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God damnit I read this at work and now I’m in tears and can’t stop laughing .

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Beta cuck.

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So it seems AOC was 100% right about that Amazon deal:

https://twitter.com/MariaTeresa1/status/1203080601521336320?s=20

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1203096599435644928
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bot worked a lot better on the old site