The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

I’ve played some of the non-R-rated ones for my kid and he was dying. “The Hypnotist” and “Longest Pee” floored him.

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In Florida you can’t even get food stamps unless you have a child.

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https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/473414-trump-asks-supreme-court-to-halt-deutsche-bank-subpoena?amp&__twitter_impression=true

@anon38180840 I didn’t really make this for you but let’s pretend I did <3

Trump%20a%20true%20PUA

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That was excellent and brought a tear to my eye. Trump climbing the stairs to Air Force One with trash stuck to his shoe really sums up his entire presidency.

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Least surprising news ever, considering his diet.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1203055422388736000?s=20

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Kyle Griffin’s previous tweet:
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1203049053317160960

“I don’t want an orange look” says the guy who uses fucking orange bronzer.

Good to see that changes that were made decades ago are still among the biggest problems the US is facing according to conservatives, I’m surprised none of them bitch about catalytic converters or unleaded gas.

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Sir, sir! Since it was a Saudi Military student attending training will we invade Iran?

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He will just one day blurt out “okay I will erase all student debt!” It will be a lie and seconds later everyone he is influenced by will tell him its wrong and that’s that.

Trump doesn’t have to combat any policy because he can just make stuff up.

I know some guys who will be delighted by this sort of talk.

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More offended that NYT Style Guide supports the use of 2d

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They’d be smarter if they focused on fixing the time displacement variance from a flux capacitor

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GD YOU ARE DUMB

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That’s fake right?

how do people cheer this man like he is their god

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Nope it’s real.

https://mobile.twitter.com/makinibrice/status/1203050140833058818

Homer Simpson brain gif.

He triggers the libs. He could burn their houses down and as long as the flames jumped over to that stuck up Clinton supporter’s house next door they’d be fine with it.

“they have so much water that it comes down. It’s called rain”

How do you format colors ITT? Someone needs to rainbow that quote.

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