The Presidency of Donald J. Trump v5.0: ORANGE Gettin' PEACHed, Nation Goes PEANUT BUTTER & BANANAS

How is this even possible. This is such insanity, how is this man President?!

I feel like I’m living in the twilight zone.

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Among other words, whenever Trump says they are looking at something “seriously” or “strongly” (which he says all the time), that means he has no idea what he’s talking about (which is always).

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1203103573749436416
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1203103574781317121
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You’re living in the end times

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1203104561105448960
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Without any other context compared to his other rants it reads like someone just explained to him what rain was.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1203107693768118273
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1203109065070665728
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Someone one time ask him on camera, “Who would you consider a fact witness, and will you let them testify?”

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http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/tools/rainbow_text/

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“This is totally false” = “This is 100% true”

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https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1203004704306933760?s=19

I seem to remember anti corruption investigators in Ukraine uncovering 14 million dollars in cash payments to donald trump’s presidential campaign chairman

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We might need a Rudy bot

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https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1203070529609117698?s=19

I have a guess as to what he’s talking about.

Recently I helped a friend get a multi family loan thru his lender from Fannie Mae. He went with the green loan which was a better rate by making certain improvements to his building and meeting green standards. A few of the things he has to do are change faucets/install aerators to restrict water to 1 gallon per minute, install shower heads that restrict water to a certain amount, install toilets that flush less each time, and change all the lights to LED bulbs in the building. Seems like he’s angling at rolling back more regulations regarding building standards. He might also be talking about water rights in certain parts of the country with the rain.

Random guess but it just fit too well

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https://twitter.com/olgaNYC1211/status/1203128743381929984?s=19

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Sir, Sir,

Are you saying only people with no money get loans? That explains your entire business history of non stop and unending loans.

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https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1203016184293216261

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