The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: retweets WHITE POWER, condemns Black Lives Matter, regrets criminal justice reform

Yeah if you’re in congress or w/e you could just be out there in a P100/N95 and goggles and you should mostly be ok.

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1269934704532295681?s=19

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1269935859303841793?s=19

https://twitter.com/ThePlumLineGS/status/1269938539086692352?s=19

Registered voters and all that, but if there’s another month of this it will begin to look like the last days of Nixon.

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Jesus he’s 5% from getting 25a probably. Obviously I’m hoping for the worst speech to moment ratio in American history. Not unreasonable since more and more I’m thinking the covid response is the single biggest series of fuck ups in American history.

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I might be a fish, but I’m assuming Malmuth’s management of 2p2 is just so obviously the worst that it doesn’t count?

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I’m talking about presidents lol. Unfortunately MM running 2p2 into the ground doesn’t even make the top 10 list for business.

Oh man a business fuck up draft would be incredible

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Sixteen American presidents led a country that had a 0% unemployment rate among black people.

Guess it isn’t Trump’s worst lie.

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This is about as likely as Trump winning Massachusetts (i.e. not happening).

Yeah this next 5% is probably super hard to get.

Yeah there have been some really good ones.

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Defund the police might work as a wedge issue, I guess, but seems pretty easy to handwave away for Biden.

But man, “LAW AND ORDER” is such a terrible slogan. I mean, yeah, sure, no doubt it appeals to a bunch of bigot authoritarians, but it’s supposed to be the underlying theme behind a movement of brutalizing POC and fetishizing the flag, not the fucking words on a banner. Who the hell wants to go around chanting LAW AND ORDER!!!??

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https://twitter.com/SteveKerr/status/1269849226646700034?s=20

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Antifa
Thugs
Not all cops
Looters
Rioters
I have lots of black friends

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What we really need is one of those points games. You should not get as many points for getting looters as for correctly predicting Trump is going to drop an n-bomb.

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Seems like if Trump comes at Biden in a debate about wanting to abolish the police (or if some dumb news station asks Biden about it), he just needs to say something like “No, I don’t want to abolish the police, but it is quite obvious that policing needs to be completely reworked. We need people to help protect our communities, but that’s the point: we need them to protect our communities.”

Some shit like that, but more intelligent.

Or just say, “lol no I don’t want to abolish the police” and deal with any outcry from the left and hope you only lose a few votes.