The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

I AM AN ORANGE GOD

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313505418866552833
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So, he’s not winning right? Considering betting on Biden at 1.55, feels like easy money.

ETA: Didn’t mean to reply to the bot, first post and just wrote into a textbox and hit cmd+enter, oh well.

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i mean like every moral person in the world, I was happy to see Trump hospitalized and sad to see him somewhat healthy, but the last 24 hours have been pretty great imo.
He luckboxxed into the perfect storm scenario to do a even slight twitch in his tactic and win back the racist seniors or racist suburban women or racist whoever votes for him in 16 by just taking the aggro factor down to 11.

instead he went straight back to whatever got him -16 nationally.

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I got a re up offer for Washington Post for 3 months for $1. Seems good timing.

With it I get a free mirror guest subscription to hand out. All I need is an email.

I will set it up for first to reply to this post requesting it (so everyone doesn’t have to waste time pming me). Please only request it if you need it and think you will get a decent amount of usage out of it.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313507608196771841
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Seeing TrumpBot as the first response under your post was pretty funny to me for some reason.

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Jesus Christ. Every time he tweets Bloomberg’s name the guy spends more cash than Trumps campaign has on hand out of spite. (I think Bloomberg raised that 16M by writing a check)

Why does he keep goading this super rich guy with a money shortage. Goddamn is Trump’s NPD stronger than his survival instinct. Imagine being stuck inside his head for 10 minutes. Fuck.

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I think statistically his quick recovery implies that his serious relapse is an underdog to happen. Also I think that his quick recovery is actually much more common than people think even for his age (quite likely that happened to me) because they often never get to the doctor. Of course if I am right it means that his treatment had little to do with that recovery except for making him feel a little better. But whether I am right or not about the treatment, if Trump doesn’t relapse many people will insist on similar debatable early interventions and almost all will get better though they would have anyway. I wonder if it is possible that Trump takes credit for saving most of those lives since he will claim he was willing to be a guinea pig for everyone else.

Nice to see that Trump finally made that long-awaited pivot.

Next week is Infrastructure Week, and in two weeks that healthcare plan is coming!

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Breaking (CNN): Trump considering a nationally televised address to the nation

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313510118437392384
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Finally the truth comes out

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Why isn’t the media praising me for losing 9,000,000 jobs?!!?!

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313511340124917760
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He wants to be able to sue FB and Twitter, that’s what he means.

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I know this one! Its because they are jealous of him and are out to get him!

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