The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

It’s fucking amazing how hot Trump runs.

Maybe the evangelists are right and God really is a hateful bigot and is doing everything in his power to help Trump win, and despite gods personal intervention Trump keeps stepping on his own dick.

Based on nothing other than how hot he runs, i’m going to predict he’s just fine from here on out in regards to covid.

Strategically this is probably good for us though. Him dying was a massive amount of variance, him coming out of it fine because of his elite treatment and downplaying it and saying its NBD is going to play terribly with the olds who have already been defecting.

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If they are right (I know you’re kidding) it’s because the earth belongs to the devil and we are all here to suffer.

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Allow me to introduce lots of old protestant denominations.

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Coming from an irreligious country I’ll happily show deference to your greater knowledge of Christianity.

That is clearly pain and stress in his face. Many twitter docs talking about auxiliary muscles. Way to go @CaffeineNeeded

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Hasn’t she talked about emancipation?

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Actually she seems perfectly rational but living in a perfectly fucked house. Her parents gaslight her on a daily basis. It’s her way of fighting back. Either that or all three of them are gaslighting us.

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I want every hatch violation to be prosecuted by the next AG. Every single one for every single government employee. Make their lives miserable.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/laurabray__/status/1313289470909788160?s=21

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This doctor gets it.

https://twitter.com/Craig_A_Spencer/status/1313319741084270596

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Wow. Getting owned by the Ebola doc. Did not have that on my bingo card. How about next we here from former NBC Dr Nancy?

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The only worrying thing for me about Trump getting destroyed by all this is how he might react through utter desperation and panic.

Obviously delighted if I lose the bet I took on him.

At this point he probably believes these are the same thing.

At any future debates team Biden should absolutely demand more space between the podiums.

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Like different area codes?

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Trump is not really capable of thinking strategically. He’s very stupid.

I don’t even want to type what a “competent” wannabe fascist would be doing right now. Take comfort in his laziness and idiocy.

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They should demand a Zoom meeting because Trump needs to be muted and he’s contagious.

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