The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

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https://twitter.com/isiahwhitlockjr/status/1313202147186610178?s=21

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https://twitter.com/ichotiner/status/1313191988708044800?s=21

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My initial panic is wearing off and Iā€™m starting to think thereā€™s a > 50% chance weā€™re about to witness the greatest self-own in human history.

Heā€™s hopped up on powerful steroids and feels great, heā€™s probably going to resume campaigning in a day or two, and thereā€™s a strong chance of a downturn in his condition in a few days. At that point he might not be walking to Marine One. And if the downturn is sudden and happens at some rally in Kalamazoo, he might not make it back to Walter Reed.

A significant gambling event is occurring.

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Donā€™t worry, these strategies tend to weight themselves out.

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LMAO Woodward dropping new audio tapes live on CNN.

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Lol. I was literally typing ā€œI wonder what the next scandal will be that can knock this off the front pageā€

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Trump told Woodward he didnā€™t have time to sit down and talk with Fauci about the pandemic because he was too busy, and made up a bunch of other shit about it.

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There are going to be like 35 October surprises.

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Meme time

ā€œOne flew over the Cuckooā€™s nestā€

A picture of Corona sitting on top of the white, please @RiskyFlush

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Your is more on point, but the Brittany talk reminds me of
ā€œBrittany, Brittany hit meā€

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/770039317142069248?s=21

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What does this look like? Half his staff has covid, as does the campaign manager, and anyone at a rally, and certainly any staff/reporters, or whatever (if they show up), will literally be treating Trump like he has the plague.

The most true thing about Trump is that that he only has one gear: forward. But that gear doesnā€™t work so well when youā€™re in a ditch.

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I donā€™t think this is true. People will show up in large numbers to see their god emperor.

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At Trumpā€™s next news conference I want to see one pool reporter wearing haz-mat gear.

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I donā€™t even know at this point. I mean the Tulsa rally was pretty empty, when people were shook. But I could see him pulling a big crowd as a triumphant conquering hero.

Is he going to go out without testing negative? I assume so. I bet the crowd will roar when he takes his mask off. But heā€™s tempting science and karma by exerting himself.

Yeah science! Letā€™s go karma!

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