The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

Hair plugs nicknamed ‘Maurice’ become sentient and he becomes a picker and a grinner.

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The press needs to pressure them to release all the covid testing records of the Donald - cause there is almost definitely some bullshit going on here.

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Here’s an obvious jump cut from Wikipedia.

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Learning to look for these in political ads or documentaries can be quite useful too, as there is often dishonest editing. But any competent editor would cover a jump cut with B-roll if possible, or change the camera angle, or zoom in or out enough to conceal the edit.

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Hopefully in a flotilla?

When the administration lies constantly every day, it’s natural to be skeptical - especially in this type of situation.

Sure thing, in about two weeks, right along with his healthcare plan.

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I wonder how many trees they’ve killed for blank paper for photo ops, going all the way back to the stacks of papers when he “divested” from his business?

No way they’re recycling them.

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I give the SNL opening a B/B+ and Rock’s monologue a B-/C+, but this was funny.

https://twitter.com/yourfuturexgirl/status/1312601466452897793?s=19

News was B-.

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He’ll be screaming 10x a day on TikTok while everyone else is using MeowMeow or whatever the fuck kids are using.

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Ponied? This is pretty awesome. Trump/covid relevant.

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Curious that SNL hasn’t put up the Open yet on their channel (they’ve put up a bunch of other stuff).

Anyway, the open wasn’t great, though it had its moments (I guess that’s an evergreen SNL review), but man Jim Carrey really becomes Biden here and there. Fun to see.

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I was just thinking today - I’d love to have been in the room when Putin got the news. Do you think he laughed? He had to right?

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In honor of Jim Carrey - SNL often puts weird shit as the last skit. This is my favorite last skit I’ve ever seen.

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God damnit. Bill has already cracked the case. How did he figure it out so quickly?!

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Just overheard a 50~ year old American here in Taiwan rant about how wearing a mask is stupid and Covid-19 isn’t a bigger deal than the flu.

Also, Antifa has a bunch of high-powered weaponry their soldiers are going to unleash after the election.

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Waking up to see cuse turning a covid patient’s cough into a Zapruder moment is one of the highlights of the new thread so far.

But I’m sure there’s more to come from our incisive roving reporter.

:rofl:

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Given your obvious mocking sarcasm, I’d suggest that if you aren’t enjoying the discourse don’t read it like your bffl zaprochka.

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what if trump is still in the hospital when biden gets sworn in? do they kick him out of the presidential suite into a regular room?

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They let him stay but make him pay rent.

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