FFS I give up.
https://twitter.com/soledadobrien/status/1320031258970378241
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This is legitimately the worst part of 2020.
https://twitter.com/sarahcpr/status/1320013180488351744
We are sweating something that likely will be very close even if it goes the way most of us want, and that is crazy.
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Currently, it is 80 F in Lumberton NC. Canât be too careful when youâre approaching the melting point of orange make-up.
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Omg perfect, get mayor Pete on Fox News immediately with this line.
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Hereâs something I was pondering this week.
With all these rallies Trump has done and how dumb and unhinged he is, it would seem that there has to be at least one person who went to a rally as pro-Trump, saw the guy ranting, and actually realized, âWTF! This guy is nuts. I canât vote for himâ.
I donât expect to this to be common, but there has to be at least one, right?
Iâd love one of those NYT safari pieces on a person like this.
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Grunching a bit but seeing him tweet about sand miners while stoned has convinced me I am a NPC in a bad ripoff of Westworld video game.
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I helped my dad with every step of the process of growing orange trees, starting with picking sour oranges and extracting the seeds. My personal climate preference is identical with that of orange trees. I love oranges. Oranges have suffered enough. Out with this fucker.
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I cant 
this enough, almost pissed myself
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You could be the hometown hunk in a Lifetime Christmas movie, who just wants to save the family orchard and never leave his hometown. Then your old high school flame, now a big city businesswoman, gets stranded back in bumfuck, FL for Christmas. Eventually she realizes her hard-changing big-city lifestyle has left her deeply unhappy, and it was you she needed all along.
Yes itâs a departure from the usual Christmas tree farm or poinsettia farm but it could work. We could have the first freak snow in 50 years - just in time for the Christmas pageant (every small down has one, though sometimes itâs a ball, or gala) your new fiancee stayed to help organize, and somehow the snow saves the orange trees (weâll have to work that one out later). Fun!
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Youâre really hitting me where it hurts here, suzzer.
Especially with the edits. Please stop. *sniff*
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Sheâs coming back for you. It was meant to be.
Your adorable daughter is sure that her mom, who died in a tragic thresher accident, would approve.
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