No way. Hands too big.
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"If youâve ever seen a cat take down a bird, itâs so majestic. Itâs really a great, beautiful thing. So powerful. I like to call it âpussy powerâ. "
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If we didnât have cats, we would be living in Hitchcockâs âThe Birdsâ world:
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My cat is old, obese, and diabetic. The rotund rapscallion nevertheless annihilates every living creature in sight. I canât even put the little bastard on a diet because heâll just go outside and genocide his way back to perpetual roundness. I canât speak to the overall stats cited here, but Iâve come home to literal piles of vole skulls on our welcome mat, as if the guy is morbidly staking his territory for the local fauna. Feels like this:
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I donât know watching the actual debate at one point near the end they got a camera angle from behind and I commented that he had an extra strong back brace on. I donât know if that photo is legit, but it was pretty clear something was up in real time.
What this chart ignores is the overlap between cats and poison.
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The birds just get grabbed by the pussy.
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Cats have a dark side. We know this.
Donât kink shame. Some people get off to being publicly humiliated.
I was laughing at him leaning during the debate live. Thatâs not far from what I remember if shopped.
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7 billion birds still far too many. F birds
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Really? Iâve been shit on by two birds and still like them.
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r/birdsarentreal
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How many govt robot birds are there spying on us?
HmmmâŚSudan is a Middle East country?
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Flying dinosaurs man. Fuck em. Gotta get them before they get us
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