Can’t go outside, what else is there to do?
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Seriously. Every time my block on Keed expires I inevitably end up vomiting all over my phone.
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donaldtrump.com redirects to donaldjtrump.com, so it seems like this is something Parscale didn’t get to before getting arrested.
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Because everyone around him is completely incompetent. 
Lol this clown covers politics for the NYT.
https://mobile.twitter.com/jmartNYT/status/1318177261187698688
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I would love it if he had an entire press conference just talking about milkshakes. All candidates should do this: have an entire press conference shooting the shit about mundane, every day stuff. Like I want to hear Mayor Pete rank the best Seinfeld episodes or Warren talk about underrated NES games.
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No one else finds this hilarious and slightly endearing? If I was his CIA briefer I’d be all fuck yeah I want a milkshake.
I’m pretty sympathetic to Trump here. Milkshakes probably the only way I make it through an intelligence meeting. Added bonus: Upon finishing milkshake, I have no choice but to leave early.
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To follow up, one of the best parts of the campaign/COVID season was when Sen. Warner recorded that video of him making a god awful tuna melt and then Sen. Harris did a video call with him teaching him how to make one properly.
I know they are supposed be all srs bzns, but I like it when they are just normal people sometimes.
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All I can think of
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Warren is probably a Gubble fan. (And yes, I know it’s a PS1 game, not an NES game)
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All I can think of:
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You don’t think of this?
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Photo-finish in the pony race?
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Yeah, they posted simultaneously for me.
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Important milkshake story some might have missed:
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My brother is one of them. He bought a house when Obama was president, his wife was a stay at home mom, and they had 2 cars. Now he works 2 jobs, his wife works, they have one car, and the house was foreclosed. Both still love Trump.
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Trump is quiet this morning.