The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

https://twitter.com/jreinermd/status/1317982424421310466?s=21

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Just checked my Canadian only 100% legal local site and Biden is still 1.66, 1.11 for popular vote and 1.16 for the house (last 2 might be flipped)

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1317993872643870720
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1317995372212482048
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So if he loses, is he going to charge for future rallies? I wonder how elastic cultist demand is.

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this is just such a perfect story.

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I’d have snap bet Onion on that one. And I’d have assumed the writers were just having an off day to come up with a story like that.

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He’s running in 2024 if he wins this year, the Constitution is meaningless.

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Nah Susan Collins and Nancy Pelosi will go from severely concerned to outright annoyed and he will drop out.

Scientology is totally pro abortion as they actually execute a lot of them, so it is a tough call.

Daily show interviewed one trumper who claimed his income quadrupled but turns out the guy is a debt collector.

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https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1318016788374999040?s=20

They’re going to make every single election a referendum on Hillary Clinton. It worked in 2016; it’s all they have to run on. When Kamala runs in 2024, they will make it about Hillary Clinton somehow.

Oh no, in 2024 (or whenever Kamala runs) it will very explicitly be about racism.

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When Kalamalala runs, the Republicans are going to focus strictly on her policies, I assure you.

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Bold of you to assume she’ll have policies

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https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/18/us/politics/china-us-threats-detain.html

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There are all kinds of twitter threads about the fake Hunter laptop having videos of him raping underage chinese girls and having emails detailing corruption. Shit is going to get wild the next couple of weeks.

A bunch of white dudes are just trying to justify watching tons of videos of possibly non-consensual sex involving Asian girls for “research” that begins with searching for “Chinese” on PornHub.