The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

Good thing Trump already fired him or he would be fired for sure for crying.

Just following his whining Dear Leaderā€™s example

But for real, I hope that guy gets help

Things are pretty boring out there. My doomscrolling may end by 11am today. Need some new pozz or Trump craziness.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1314252606110412806
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Didnā€™t click the video, but heā€™s talking about hookers, right?

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The system does provide them with comfort and security.

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So somehow the FBI managed to arrest a half dozen or so white terrorists who were planning to kidnap a sitting governor without shooting any of them.

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His favorite people are ā€œThe Seniorsā€.

Somebody told him how badly heā€™s tanking with that demographic.

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His favorite people are SENIORS. I love seniors, weā€™ve done so well with the virus, I got a cure now youā€™re gonna get a cure. For free. Very soon. China did this - it was so terrible. But Iā€™m protecting you. My opponent hasnā€™t done anything for 47 years. Thank you.

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Iā€™m sure Trump will be tweeting similar real soon right?

https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1314250138454458369?s=20

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Dear Seniors,

Sorry I killed so many of you for Stonks. My bad!

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Incredible that it actually needs to be said people who planned to kill cops and kidnap the governor ā€œare not patriotsā€. But here we are.

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https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1314225223902822403?s=20

Why not today?

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https://twitter.com/mviser/status/1314255404235468808

ā€¦

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Yeah, after that evisceration last nightā€¦for some unknown reason they had him BACK on Fox and Friends this morning. and yes, just as youā€™d expect, he does it again.

They keep asking him back, Iā€™m gonna think theyā€™ve finally flipped on Trump.

https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1314212949255319556?s=20

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I guess this is the new plan after killing stimulus checks?

https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/1314235446101241859?s=19

https://twitter.com/JulieNBCNews/status/1314239940096602113

McConnell will turn on Trump the second heā€™s no longer needed.

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Criminal masterminds

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Tomorrow

Pelosi: 25th ameā€¦
Schumer: [interrupting] No.
Pelosi: Gotcha!

Later

Pelosi: Earlier today, Senator Schumer and I had a clear and intense discussion on the 25th Amendment.

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