The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

Always order it plain.

List of people who don’t like mayo:

  1. Donald Trump
  2. Lindsey Graham
  3. Lindsey Buckingham (weird right?)
  4. R Kelly
  5. Stephen Miller
    6-18) Unstuckers who lost their sense of taste during covid
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This is called Special Sauce and is why we had the 1812 Mayo Exclusion Act

Dead babies ya know. Those post birth abortions. Jfc.

Once voter registration deadlines pass, it’s all about turnout and undecideds. I think campaigns should do more with registration, but I can see why they don’t.

My cousins wife moved here from PR when she was younger. Her mother had to relocate to Florida after Maria. It took her like a month to find out her father was alive. She’s a die-hard Trumper, posts on FB about the evil socialists a few times a day.

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I mix mayo, white vinegar, ketchup, sweet relish, and Frank’s hot sauce (plus salt and pepper) to make burger sauce. It’s heaven.

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Is that the guy from 2P2 that refused to eat any vegetables?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1236778368533700609

https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/1236519422917062656

Turns out it was covid all along.

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Serious Q, maybe this should be its own thread but idk. What happens to the election if Trump dies before Nov 3? What about if he dies between Nov 3 and Jan 20? Republicans would argue to re-start the election because some votes have already been cast for Trump right?

He’s still in the election, his electors can vote for anybody.

Has been covered to some extent, but the short answer is that the election should proceed as scheduled. We vote for electors. Trump electors would have to decide who to vote for if Trump is unable to serve.

So if he dies before Nov 3rd would the GOP have to instruct everyone who was going to vote Trump to go out and still vote for him? Or would they be able to merge Trump vote with write-in vote for Pence

It’s possible that the US could have president corpse.

Some people might not see this as a bad thing.

Not serious answer since it’s already covered.

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If the election were held today, KS would be in play for Biden.

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For a second I thought you were still talking about Ken Bone.

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I got you

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