The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

Politics & News
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He only said not to buy mayo, not that it was a bad condiment.

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I laughed so hard at this. Been a lurker for years on 2p2, followed you guys to exiled and now here. Recognized the pic and died.

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NPR just had a PA woman who relocated from Puerto Rico after the hurricane. Undecided. lol

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https://twitter.com/SteveSchmidtSES/status/1313869319818883072?s=20

Thread

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Dex is no joke. I’m normally pretty reasonable, but I was a whirlwind on it, maybe sleeping 2 hours a night. One morning I woke up, got in the car without discussing it with my wife, and drove across town to buy a BMW I in no way needed or could afford. At the time it seemed totally reasonable, I gave it less consideration than you give when deciding to use 4 squares of toilet paper or 5.

I think I was on a higher dose than Punkin is, but it’s still legit frightening.

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2853

That’s better than Puerto Rico’s governor, who just endorsed Trump yesterday.

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Yeah bribed with $13 billion iirc

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https://twitter.com/brennansuen/status/1313891996436770818

I feel like I already did this with my Mom. But I probably need to call her every week until the election just so she doesn’t get pissed at me. Not like it matters in KS.

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2856

Lol at buying mayonnaise at a store. Jesus died so that we could blend our own at home.

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2857

I produce my own from special glands.

Gland is a funny word.

Gland.

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2858

Definitely go for hot wings on Wednesday and barbecue on Thursday.

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2859

Those are zits, my dude.

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2860

You don’t get zits on your ass genious.

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In case you were not notified, posting Herman Cain memes is worse than murdering Herman Cain and then have him tweet support for you from the grave. So watch yourself.

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This is a brutal dragging lol

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Doubt she’ll vote Dem in the senate. I should probably encourage her to stay home. I think she votes by mail though.

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2865

Only socialists don’t like mayo.

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2866

Everyone should be free to define their relationship with mayo, or any other condiment. Having said that, I personally think mayo is good but especially when cut with some acid. I think people make mistakes like putting fatty mayo on a fatty cheeseburger. That’s fine, but if you thin out the mayo with vinegar to get a tangy burger sauce that’s Flavor Country right there.

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2867

All of which makes it a nightmare to go eat somewhere as a person who doesn’t like mayo. A lot of times the place won’t even mention it’s on there, especially with burgers.

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2868

Hi, not sure we’ve met

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