The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

Kens mayo is good but hard to get…

https://www.kensfoodservice.com/products/extra-heavy-mayonnaise

fixed

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Unofficial warning. Pics of mayo will get you temp banned.

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313902347416895489
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What…??? Mayo is the GOAT condiment. Elote? Mayo. Lobster rolls? Mayo. Fat for searing buns? Mayo. Special fry sauce? Mayo. Cheaters Aoli? Mayo. Y’all need to reevaluate your decisions if you disagree that Mayo is the superior and most flexible condiment.

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https://twitter.com/latelateshow/status/1313673445188620288?s=20

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313902892865253376
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313903112399261697
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All of that shit is gross. Because mayo.

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Yeah, every six months or so we have a mayo v ketchup derail, and a dogs v cats derail.

Can we not do those again?

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Obv mayo himself is bam on sight

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Lol right back to the same old shit. No effort Fox News retweets, ranting about Hillary’s e-mails, lying about voting. Incredible. Above all else, this guy is so damn lazy and predictable.

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Made it all the way to “beautiful human submarines” before I had to tap out. I’m stunned that people found this obvious moron interesting in the first place. Throw him on the pile with that Kate plus 8 asshole. Actually, let’s keep those two away from each other.

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Dude is replying to an actual Twitter account named Girl Bot. What a time to be alive.

Even more LOL is that tweet is from 2018.

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Screaming at bots that they should do something about treason. Very stable genius.

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Haven’t we all replied to the Trump Bot though?

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I bet a month’s wage on Biden, gl me, you guys and us all.

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