Can we take this to the nerd thread?
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It’s been 22 minutes I guess trump is dead.
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I’m a man of routines. Every Saturday morning, I get up, put on the coffee pot, get my kids up, and make breakfast. Once they are fed I send then to the basement (a finished playroom) so my wife can sleep in. After cleaning up after breakfast, I finally get to sit down and read the Trump thread. By now it’s usually between 8 and 8:30. Most weekends i get to read about 20 insane Trump tweets. When I don’t see his tweets, I wonder if he died, and immediately check the headlines. Usually by the time I get back to UP the tweet storm has started and I am disappointed. I sort of feel like Affleck in Good Will Hunting where he always hopes Will is gone when he picks him up for work, and at the end when Will finally bails, he gets that smile on his face. That is sort of how I want to find out and feel when Trump dies.
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This is so well written that at first I assumed you were memeing a movie monologue
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Get boned
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He looks so unathletic there.
Lol, he’s a fucking liar. He voted Trump in ‘16 and he just voted Trump again, and now he’s watching weird porn on his computer.
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How the fuck does that guy have 160K followers and a blue check? For wearing a sweater to a debate?
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Presenting yourself as a dipshit incapable of making decisions more than a few weeks out is apparently very popular.
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He definitely voted trump in both elections.
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I have an undecided coworker.
It’s exhausting.
Maybe they are just one of those people who spend 30 minutes trying to figure out which mayonnaise to buy.
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The answer is always Hellman’s.
I actually believe Ken Bone. If you wonder why campaigns make weird messaging in the final weeks it’s because they are trying to win over people like him. Undecided voters at this point are incredibly stupid and motivated by all sorts of random shit. Because they are almost assuredly voting, campaigns fight over them. Whether this strategy bears more fruit than targeting non-voters I don’t know, but campaigns have made their decision and it’s to go after the Ken Bones of the world.
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