The Presidency of Donald J. Trump: Old man yells at cloud, presidential edition.

[CaffeineNeeded]

100% on the 7-9 days.

[CanadaMatt3004]

This doctor is such a smug motherfucker. Holy shit

[superuberbob]

Donny gonna leave the hospital today, eh?

Looks like he dodged a bullet with covid.

[superuberbob]

Holy shit. He isn’t dead yet?

[Cornboy]

I believe OTC cough suppressants are basically garbage, right? The one time I was given a prescription one, it was hydrocodone, and I know there’s codeine as well. If there is an Oct 15th debate, are there any effective cough suppressants that also wouldn’t make Trump high (or higher than normal)?

[Lawnmower_Man]

Claire McCaskill has a Technivorm Moccamaster. She still sucks but there’s a chance she likes good coffee.

[CanadaMatt3004]

I actually found one that worked back in February when I had that shitty flu. I’ll have to find what it is for you

[ViridianDreams]

On one of my childhood little league teams we had 4 kids, including me, named Chris, and one of the coaches was named Chris, too.

[simplicitus]

@gman42

He obviously wants to get back to the WH ASAP so he can go back to appearing to work hard and be awesome and whatever else. But I feel like the best case scenario for him given these first few days of illness is him being super fatigued and pretty short of breath for most if not all of the time until Election Day.

Biden should send him a congratulations and say that now that Trump’s better he’s looking forward to the scheduled debate on Oct. 15.

(The true fantasy would be Trump taking a turn for the worse and stroking out on the debate stage.)

[BadPokerAnalogy]

I’ll allow it.

[DrJenniferMelfi]

Hahahahha

Honestly from several ads I saw over the weekend you’d think Bernie was our nominee.

[eyebooger]

@Nicholasp27

In 9th grade my lit class had 10 students:

Nicholas (me)
Nicholas
Nick
Nicole

40% of the class.

Of course we were the only 4 in our grade with those names, it was just random chance we were in the same small class. It was my first period on my first day at that school and I was wondering how many of my peers would have my name at that point.

My sophomore year of college I was in a 7 person apartment. 4 Matts.

[simplicitus]

@Smacc_25

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Olga Lautman (OlgaNYC1211)

Kayleigh McEnany’s deputies, Chad Gilmartin and Karoline Leavitt, have also tested positive for coronavirus according to CNN. Glad they all have the privilege of getting testing and instant results that is not afforded to Americans especially with Trump sabotaging testing

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They look worried, moreso than just for Trump.

[MattyLice]

Did he really? Cliffs?

[Watevs]

watevs is blocked by Doyle on twitter for calling out his support of concentration camps

[Yuv]

how do you handle being nice to him (or others with similar views) at the tables? I imagine you have some live poker experience with him but i might be wrong. you don’t strike me as someone who’s good at hiding their feelings

[WichitaDM]

My wife who three months ago claimed she wasn’t voting for Biden(was only going to vote downballot) because she didn’t like him and we live in Oklahoma is now spitting hot fire on social media on why everyone must vote for him. I don’t think any of this bullshit plays well with healthcare workers.

[wirelessgrinder]

@WichitaDM

My wife who three months ago claimed she wasn’t voting for Biden(was only going to vote downballot)

WAT

[WichitaDM]

Oklahoma so it doesn’t matter and she rightfully thinks Biden sucks. She was mad about the primary as a Bernie voter. It’s just that sucking >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> insane monster.

[DrChesspain]

@MrWookie

“Kayleigh” as a name was pretty popular with white upper middle class people in the late 90s, it soared to popularity in the 2000s and then fell off rapidly. Tons of girls’ names follow patterns like this, while boys’ names tend to be more persistent and less subject to fads on average (not that there aren’t fads, like Liam these days).

Heather and Britney say “Hi” from the 1980s.