The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VI: No Witnesses, One Defector, No Checks or Balances

Not at all. In Idiocracy, the smart guy became president.

Kind of funny that. It’s like a limit of human imagination. Mike Judge imagined a world where people got dumber and dumber and elected dumb people, but still couldn’t shake the idea of meritocracy.

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and for all the problems of President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

Camancho did realize there was an agriculture problem, and assigned the most qualified guy to fix it. And while he was about to sentence Joe to death by monster truck demolition derby for not fixing the problem quickly, Camancho actually had the humility to pardon Joe when it turned out Joe was right that water was best to grow plants instead of Mountain Dew.

Camancho was supposed to be something unthinkable dumb…

I’m legit taking Camancho over Trump

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Well I guess Russia finally got their win against them.

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That poor podium is about to buckle.

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I for one am grateful he clarified whom that woman was. Legit wasn’t sure

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It’s absolutely perfect that the name of the guy Trump finally found to turn NSA into a political weapon is “O’Brien“

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LOL is someone messing with the auto-fill for image uploads?!

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I hope COVID-19 doesn’t blow up CPAC, sir.

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How can it be classified if it’s made up?

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What was the original image size? There’s been a change to address another issue and gif’s that are > 4 MB now get resized poorly.

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