The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VI: No Witnesses, One Defector, No Checks or Balances

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He thinks this is a compliment

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Yo. Donald. It’s not “roll”, Its “role”. And its not “Authotized”. Not to mention the unnecessary capitalizations. But when you’re stupid, I guess it looks right.

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A seminal moment in my life was realizing the single richest person I personally knew was semi-literate.

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If only democrats could take that border wall and turn it into something good. Campaign on building the border wall through each and every Trump supporters home. Doesn’t matter if you live in Iowa, the border wall is going through your home. Get that border wall to criss cross ten times across avwal’s property and you’ll have the border wall polling at 100% in unstuck politics.

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The wealthiest guys at my card game are the worst card players too.

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Wealthy people are the best argument for raising the level of inheritance tax.

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What he really liked about that quote is that it refers to him as a king.

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Border patrol being the premiere national law enforcement agency does not seem problematic. Solves all those pesky jurisdictional issues the FBI, DEA and local law enforcement always have. One sheriff to rule us all.

Only problem is we need to be able to easily recognize them so we know who is in charge. They need some kind of uniform. Not anything flashy. A muted tone but one that will still be recognized when we see it, especially in numbers. Any thoughts for the color of their uniform?

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Get hugo boss to design the uniforms

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Crash one time!

Jeebus

Nice. TIL.

Let him ride shotgun with Dick Trickle

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OMG, I just realized this should be a 3-part series:

  1. Trump and “Democracy”
  2. Barr and “Rule of Law”
  3. Pompeo and “Diplomacy”
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