The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VI: No Witnesses, One Defector, No Checks or Balances

Oh I agree that they don’t give a shit about the anthem. You’re dead on there.

On a more basic level, I just think that Trump looks like a fool in that video. Personally, I’ve completely given up reasoning with any right-leaning ‘friends’ and family and instead only send them links, or bring up videos on my phone, of Trump acting like an LOL idiot. He forgets to fold up his umbrella, a compilation video of him slurring his words, he asks a refugee where her slain family is, etc.

I’m not sure how much value there is here at the macro level, but at the micro level (for my own personal amusement) it seems to be working.

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It’s infuriating. Maloney said

If you will not agree to testify voluntarily, the Committee will have no choice but to consider issuing a subpoena to compel your appearance.

Bolded rage mine.

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Trump looks like a fool on a daily goddam basis. It doesn’t matter, because he stands for racial hierarchy, and that’s what matters.

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Every book to be written on this period will be superfluous to your two sentences here

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I agree but they have not figured out what to do when they are inevitably ignored.

Make it up as they go. My god, I’d rather they do nothing than issue empty threats.

I agree. They should first call Jimmy Carter and tell him they need his expertise building a house. But this house will have only one small window and one super strong door. The house needs to be reinforced and wired with working cameras and at lest partially suicide proof.

With Jimmy leading the way, democratic congress people will build this “house” with their own hands. After the house is built they will issue ALL the subpoenas. Anyone who doesn’t show up gets to live in a free house.

Hold on. I assume the house has at least two doors, correct? So it has only one super strong door. Is the other one at least medium strong?

What exactly is suicide proof? I assume no access to Fox News?

Who said anything about another door. But of course house dems would build a second door, a screen door.

Now we’re getting to it. Is this screen like a real screen or the paper-thin mosquito net stuff? And what’s the climate outside? I don’t want to run the generator too long. I’ll sweat a little, but you can only take off so many clothes.

Mosquito net stuff. Easily exacto knifed.

Also wth

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Just use Flex Seal.

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Oh bby. I’ll take two. I intended to use them as a koala sanctuary all along, so this is a steal.

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Yeah this we actually deserve. You got us there Donald.

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By the way this is why the Iowa cluster is so bad. When trump can rightfully rag on your incompetence you have shit the bed as bad as possible.

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That’s like shitting the ceiling.

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Wasn’t there a super bowl commercial about shitting the ceiling? Some guy saved the day by shooting brawny paper towels out of his crotch?

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Imagine spending over $5 million dollars on a Super Bowl ad and having people think it was by one of your competitors.

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