The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VI: No Witnesses, One Defector, No Checks or Balances

Omg. Take your letter and shove it is gold. Why is Ted fucking Lieu not running for president?

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Outstanding

Sadly he isn’t eligible because he was born in Taiwan.

He’s constitutionally ineligible. He was born in Taiwan and immigrated as a child.

EDIT: Pony is also ineligible.

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I’d tell Trump to just wash them by hand, but tiny hands take bigly time

I remember when Republicans used to talk about amending the constitution just so LOLArnold Schwarzenegger could be President. Time to revive that idea!

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We don’t even know for certain if there will be witnesses yet.

Probably more of an indication they came from the Army than anything else. Until they put guys in space I’d rather they not waste money designing a new uniform.

Mumford’s grandad.

Our last expensiveish DW sucked. Our latest cheapo works fine aside from being a lot louder. I don’t understand not getting the food off before loading though. Not all food particles absolutely dissolve in hot water and you’re filling the filter with gunk.

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The amount of time and money and energy the US military spends on designing uniforms and accessories is difficult to comprehend. I’m sure this new Space Force uniform design cost us like $50M.

I’ve had this habit for ever, I need to wash a dish, pot after I use it… Usually now to stop my actual dinner getting cold I generally rinse the dirty pots and cooking utensils then eat and then wash my plates/pots and wipe my kitchen down…

It’s a relaxing time for me while waiting for the coffee pot heat up… :joy:

I have a dishwasher too… Lmao

I also take forever to eat and it annoys everyone around me, why is that???

Restaurants hate me too. :smirk:

Iran will pursue war-crimes charges against President Donald Trump at the International Criminal Court in the Hague over the January 3 assassination of its top commander, Gen. Qassem Soleimani, outside Baghdad’s international airport, according to Gholam Hossein Esmaeili, the spokesman for Iran’s top judicial authorities.

While the US is not a signatory to the international court — US presidents have long contended the venue could be used by America’s enemies in cases like this to pressure its foreign policy — it still faces a public-relations burden if the case goes to trial.

This is because according to at least one internationally recognized expert, Iran could win.

stop breaking the law
Trump 2020

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The Hague declaring tRUmp a bona fide war criminal would be absolutely amazing.

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His neurological issues are getting really bad.

https://twitter.com/joshgerstein/status/1218543199041384448?s=19

https://twitter.com/djrothkopf/status/1218555578529853442?s=19

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The Hague is never doing anything to Trump. Any thoughts that they might is fantasy talk.

There’s a dishwasher here too but we’ve never used it.

Lazy bastards.

Sharing the washing up gives you a trivial task to share with the spouse.