The Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Episode VI: No Witnesses, One Defector, No Checks or Balances

https://mobile.twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1215793126780153856

I like this option best…

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I mean in some alternate reality where stuff matters, sure. But we’re in the USA where the law is irrelevant. If she holds one back I can’t see Mitch holding a second trial. He’d just refuse or say it’s already been held. Something like that.

Barron and Rudy Lead Cyber Revolution.

Just in case people forget, Rudy Giuliani was Head of US Cyber before he became Trump’s personal attorney. Perhaps bottom ten percentile of Cyber capable one the world m, Rudy Giuliani.

Obama: poors cling to guns and religion

Media: OUTRAGE

Trump: Democrats are horrible people

Media: fiery president sharply criticizes political rivals

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Would you press the button, would you would you would you, well I, you wouldn’t OMG!!! you wouldn’t destroy the whole world, what a monster.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1215797674559012864

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This is actually genius, didn’t occur to me

democrat majority house should always have at least one article of impeachment ready to go

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I hacked into Stephen Miller’s laptop and found this in a folder with other plans for a second term.

THIS IS WHAT WE’RE UP AGAINST PEOPLE

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https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1215834911015428096

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It’s as if GWB were given that curse thing from that Liar Liar movie.

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Always a good sign when Laura Ingraham is the voice of sanity trying to help the President of the United States walk back his comments… Sir, that’s a bit much, maybe don’t say that part out loud…

But he persisted anyway…

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Are we sure that’s a spray tan and not a fair-skinned FSB agent in costume? It would kind of explain everything. Like imagine this plot twist: it’s a Russian state actor in prosthetics and the real Trump is watching from a cell in Siberia screaming, “Outflank 'em, Bernie–to the left!”

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This is what he looks like if you have the right sunglasses.

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Which lives were ruined, exactly?

The only value in these impeachment articles anymore is in forcing Susan Collins and Cory Gardner to take hard votes that are going to damage them no matter how they vote. (Doug Jones too LDO but he’s doomed anyway). Holding onto them does weaken the dems argument that this was an urgent matter that needed to be taken care of immediately.

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Nah. He’s fine. People hate him the way they hate the Clintons. Most of it is irrational. He’s got my vote for governor from now till eternity.

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