The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Yes. The obvious desire to emphasise just how moderate it is is telling.

Get the ice bucket ready imo.

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15 hours since the last Trump tweet. Obviously he’s in perfect health, totally asymptomatic.

So this is conspiratorial, but remember that tweet that went out Sunday night with the video of something being wheeled into the residence?

Definitely has me wondering. The size and shape could have been a hospital bed.

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So basically, there’s a non-zero chance the virus knocks 40 pounds off him and gives him several doses of the first good night’s sleep he’s had in years, to emerge two weeks from now looking ten years younger and mentally sharper than he’s been for at least two decades? Just saying, I’ve learned over the years to anticipate plot twists and I don’t know who thinks the writers are ultimately on our side.

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https://twitter.com/wkyc/status/1312115135167619073

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https://twitter.com/the_law_boy/status/1312118386483052545?s=21

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https://twitter.com/ScenarioLENS/status/1312110384959029248

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Wtffffff

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WTF

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Okay that’s insane.

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Spreading covid to own the libs

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https://twitter.com/CleClinicNews/status/1312082487947022336

Well maybe not? “By their respective campaigns”?

How long can Trump stay off Twitter before people start making Trump Jong Un references about the General Sedgwick of COVID.

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Well, I don’t know how likely that is though.

You’ve seen what it did to Johnson?

Trump dies. The right-wing vs sane historical narratives take shape.

Right-wing: Trump was on the path to a landslide reelection before the China virus took it’s most shocking casualty

The rest of the world: Trump bungled his administration’s COVID response so badly that he got himself and hundreds of thousands of Americans killed

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I’m not really serious lol.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets 24 hours of sleep and then come out tweeting like a banshee. I also wouldn’t be surprised if he’s dead.

He plays a wide range.

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“By their respective campaigns”

https://twitter.com/AndrewKirell/status/1312121190597586944

LOLOLOLOLOLOL Honor System LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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