The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Wow, sure seems like the Trump administration had a well-thought-out plan for what to do in case the president caught the virus.

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a “very moderate case”

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https://twitter.com/kbeninato/status/1312090773949734915

Ooooh

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Catch the hoax virus that, if you do get, you don’t even notice? Why would you need a plan for that, you silly goose.

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I’d like to request use of my One Time on Stephen Miller. Thank you.

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The incredible hubris of these people. Where’s that gotpozzedinarestaurantthankstotheAC.png showing that it could spread across a room?

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The entire family is canceling events. Dude is dead.

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So on the scale of mild → moderate → severe, “very moderate” would be a stronger than average bout, no?

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The number of people who know Trump can’t handle basic shit but think this is a Presidential level conspiracy of him faking it to avoid the public until the election or garner sympathy is too damn high.

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Appears to be fake news.

https://twitter.com/RonnyJackson4TX/status/1311946898207641600

Asymptotic? Trump is a curve that approaches a line but never touches.

The insane incompetence up and down all levels.

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OK it took about 8 hours but I’m already terrified about all kinds of nightmare scenarios / outcomes

Also very anxious at the lack of immediate, credible polling

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You can have him if I can have all the politicians who posted simple best wishes/get well soon messages to Trump as if he’s a standard politician.

I see AOC hasn’t done one yet. Must be something to do with integrity.

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https://twitter.com/brhodes/status/1312050291999604736

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llooooooollll no comorbidities (misspelled of course)

hes fat

hes old

he never exercises

he eats like shit

hes probably chemically dependent on stimulants

extremely high stress job

That statement is the surest sign yet he’s on his death bed.

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No, he’s asymptotic. Learn to read moran.

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https://twitter.com/TheRealHoarse/status/1312112296471060482?s=19

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It’s just a nonsense description.

If he said “very average” would you think it was worse than average?

NO comorbities!

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if it was mild they would have said no symptoms
if it was moderate they would have said mild

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