The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

It’s relevant if it turns out covid takes 10 years off your life.

and Mitch

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$250k per ticket right?

https://mobile.twitter.com/SachinNakrani/status/1311935103338246144

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It’s not wrong although looks like 199 of them

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Oh man I didn’t even realize Wohl had been arrested. This day continues to deliver.

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This is already having significant negative implications for Trump’s campaign. Funding gonna dry up in like 3 days, personnel are affected, and they basically need to change message. The hired lawyers are still billing.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/abbydphillip/status/1312110456404803584

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:crab::crab::crab:

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Him and the Turtle would be great.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/coronavirus/article246147665.html

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1312100547890044928?s=19

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We could have a Horace Greeley situation here.

Greeley died after losing the election to Grant but before the EC met. That freed all of his electors to vote for somebody else. Imagine Trump winning, dying and then freeing all of his electors to pick a new POTUS.

Our 46th POTUS, Jared Kushner!

Well, with that vote of confidence from Kudlow, RIP Trump.

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Body aches are first, then fever, then cough. Then you either get better or you don’t. Just ime

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Lol 106k active duty members of Guatamala’s army according to Google but sure

https://twitter.com/thatpetewoods/status/1311896586570657798?s=21

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Jim Jordan keeps popping to the top of my mind for hopefuls.

“Thank you for calling the White House, home of Donald J. Trump. If this is a medical emergency, please hang up and dial 911.”

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https://twitter.com/FJNewsReporter/status/1312113158333427712?s=20

Rally–>virtual rally–>virtual rally cancelled

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