The Pozzidency of Donald J. Trump: Typhoid Donnie's Slow Hypoxic Demise **Sweat Thread** (updated 100x/minute)

Why do you have to jinx everything?

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Probability that Trump wants to launch nukes at China for giving him the “China virus”?

Ah ok. In trying hard to contain this unfamiliar feeling of optimism I’m taking every counterpoint deadly seriously.

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https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1312122808294465536

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https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1312084297201967105?s=19

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He’s definitely dead.

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Do we have a total count of number of new Covid cases in the White House? Must be rivaling some pretty big areas by now. Like a couple of months ago when the number of new cases in a day at the University of Alabama was more than the entire country of Canada.

Looks like New Zealand (always the go to example) has had about 50 new cases in the last month. O/U on 50 total new cases reported in the WH by end of day.

Missing him already.

It is what it is.

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There is a big difference between wishing death on someone who will do great harm in the future and on someone who did harm in the past but is no longer a danger. There is also a big difference between wishing death on someone to prevent future harm and wishing painful death on that person.

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If he gets any worse lotta people gonna be sliding unsigned pardons under the door.

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https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/1312122950133272576

He’s on regeneron antibodies.

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Ban this shit. My brain can’t handle this word salad.

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https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/1312054056869920769

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Well that doctor’s getting fired, I don’t see the President’s beloved hydroxychloroquine anywhere in that list.

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https://twitter.com/laurasgoldman/status/1312123848947462145?s=19

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I don’t know what this is, but my guess is this is something that a normal COVID patient wouldn’t have access to?

Dude’s probably in an induced coma by now.

He’s really going to die, isn’t he.

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That is not how illness works… Not at all… If you lose 40 pounds in two weeks… You do not look ten years younger…

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downton-abbey-graphic-bloody-robert

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