The NFL Thread 2: 1. T Swift

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I dunnoā€¦.

YAAAASSS

https://twitter.com/mattschneidman/status/1507404982433337347?t=rvyoLnvLrBLVQo4JVFKaJw&s=19

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https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1507517498886828034?s=21&t=0T4jnXGwhtdxwn0z1Vnhow

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Bruce Arians moving to front office in Tampa.

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Iā€™m sure thatā€™s totally unrelated to Bradys return

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Leftwich lost out on HC to Bowles. Rekt

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looooool Bardy pwnd

FYI for those who donā€™t listen to Lebatard, which is presumably almost everyone who isnā€™t a Dolphins fan or who wasnā€™t a fan of his show when ESPN shitcanned him: thereā€™s a massive conspiracy theory that Bardy is already in bed with Stephen Ross to come to Miami as soon as his Tampa obligations expire. It includes Bardy assuming a partial ownership stake in the Dolphins after he retires which, of course, wonā€™t happen until he is as least 50 because immorality. Itā€™s wild, wacky stuff man, fueled in no small party by Floresā€™ crazy assertions about a yacht or some such shit :joy:

First, ESPN didnā€™t fire them, they negotiated their exit after ESPN laid off a member of the show without consulting Dan first. Then created their own media company with former ESPN head John Skipper as the CEO.

Also, if youā€™re not listening to the Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz, youā€™re missing out on sports radio being done at the highest level of art itā€™s ever been done. Along with that show, theyā€™re putting out the best sports media content you can find anywhere right now.

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https://twitter.com/jpafootball/status/1509341609468563459

Lol at wentz not being last.

Cowherd is the biggest moron in sports journalism outside of Skip Bayless

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Arians retires, Bowles new TB HC

Your pony has retired.

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Bardy in a Lolphins jersey would be tough getting used to. On the plus side, our perennially shitty o-line will result in him getting his clock cleaned a lot more than he is accustomed to. So, at least there is that.

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you have a left tackle now

sure heā€™ll be hurt half the year but heā€™s really good

Iā€™d say also the draft but uh, you donā€™t have to pay any attention to the draft whatsoever the first dolphins pick is #102.

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What is going on

obviously parker just wanted to be WR1 and thatā€™s not the dolphins anymore and the patriots were the only team left he can say that

Every single thing the Dolphins are doing this offseason has my face buried in my palm.

well, theyā€™re building a team for strengths of a quarterback who is not tua

parker is overrated though but of course heā€™ll score more TDā€™s on the dolphins his first game as a patriot than he did in 12 games against the patriots as a dolphin (one).

I mean the Chiefs couldā€™ve probably gotten him for free in that hill trade and they said no, packers didnā€™t try either.