The NFL Thread 2: 1. T Swift

Packers?

Pretty sure the next full season Parker plays will be his first. The guy has always been a great possession receiver with good hands and good-enough speed, but if you canā€™t stay on the field what good is it?

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1511071107159314438

Uh, lol Saints?

Rumor is they want enough draft capital to go up for a QB this year. Nice return for the Eagles. Now gotta root for the Saints to suck this fall.

Kind of hoping the lions get a big offer for #2.

saints gotta be going for one of the QBā€™s or else LOL them this isnā€™t an elite draft to be giving up a future first for one middling one this year plus other stuff

though, the last time they did something like this it wasnā€™t for love, it was for davenport (who finally got a good season with 9 sacks, in his fourth year in the league)

Serious Bears for Mitch Trubisky vibes here.

No QB is worth the #2 pick. Doesnā€™t even feel like any QBs are worth a top 10 pick, but of course watch 3 go in the top 10 cause teams are desperate.

that list of QBā€™s at the top of the draft has been mixed as hell recently, Goff Wentz Winston Mariota Mayfield Darnold Trubes Bortles (jeez was that a stretch of drafts)
all failures

vs Kyler and Burrow

the liberty QB is toolsy, wouldnā€™t surprise me if someone took the josh allen model flier of the guy with a ton of physical traits but doesnā€™t have the other stuff.

I could see it making sense for say Atlanta to take their top QB at #8 if heā€™s still there, but trading up to top of the draft to take a QB seems crazy when none are close to canā€™t miss, or even the clear best of the mediocre class.

Allen wasnā€™t exactly a flier. He was pretty hyped (though in a fairly loaded draft others got even more hype).

allenā€™s film was just trash, thatā€™s what Iā€™m getting at by flier, a guy with physical tools like athleticism, arm strength but everything else isnā€™t there at all. Since that model has been successful recently, some team is gonna try it in the top 10 again probably.

man this washington stuff,

synder might actually get got now that they get caught hiding money

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NFL owners, what a group.

Jim Irsay - failson drug addict, many arrests

Jerry Jones - just paid off a woman who had his illegitimate child, hired endless wife beaters and violent criminals

Dan Snyder - rampant sexual abuse, retaliation against credible accusers, world class asshole

Jimmy Haslam - got caught running a rebate scam at his truck stop business, just hired serial sex abuser

Stephen Ross - probably paid his coach to lose games

Robert Kraft - goes to strip malls for hand jobs as a multi billionaire

Cal McNair - failson racist asshole

Mike Brown - failson racist piece of shit

Ziggy Wilf - massive scumbag who keeps losing lawsuits for being a scumbag who cheats his business partners

Mark Davis - LOL

Iā€™m sure Iā€™ve forgotten some more

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@dlk9s

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kraftā€“also let putin steal a super bowl ring when he went to russia, also heā€™s trumpā€™s BFF

bearsā€“failson cheapass guy is running the thing atm but shrewdly married into it, rumors it has to be sold after she goes tho

packersā€“fattest people in the us who think theyā€™re owners but they have no power but have framed it as their most prized possession and would rescue that over their children first in a fire

lionsā€“defying all logic, their cars are run better than the team, kept matt millen around for 7 years, 3 after everyone in michigan was chanting at other sporting events to fire him

American billionaire Stan Kroenkeā€”the real estate and sports mogul who owns more than 2 million acres of ranching land across North Americaā€” has just won a decade-long legal battle in Canada to keep the public from two lakes that can only be reached through his property.

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and they have to pay his lawyers, because they are not a public interest litigant, except the lakes involved in the suit are (well were) public. CANADA LAW BROS MAN

How soon before someone flies in on a helicopter just to spite him?

Shoot them down. Violates his airspace. But yeah an army of noisy drones would be awesome.