The NFL Thread 2: 1. T Swift

lions fan at lambeau had a cheese grater hat on, like same size that the cheese head hat would be.

great idea lol

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I am hereby a Loins fan for the rest of this season

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Welcome to THE PRIDE!

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for bears fans the only good outcome of fail mary was it bought tptb enough narrative cover to FUCKING FIRE EBERFLUS CUT THE FLUS LOOSE WE WANT HEADS ON PIKES, though that said the actual problem isnā€™t Flus, itā€™s the McCaskey family of course, the McCaskey family is the common denominator of this forty year gully and youā€™d think theyā€™d take their eight billion and ride off into the sunset but no imo they are waiting to get the new stadium done / add another billy or two to the franchise value and then at long last we can all move on

that said, itā€™s a big moment for the Bears who for the first time in pretty much franchise history have arguably the most valuable commodity in team sports: a potential top-tier NFL QB. They need to start making all their decisions backwards from there

and in that world, Eberflus, who is totally a nice guy, will have his severed head on a pike COME THE DAWN and if that happens then Iā€™ll bet his disembodied head will still make some really dumb lassoian dad joke like Well gosh darn it I knew there would be cuts but this is ridiculous

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My exact thought, he winds up just like Samberg in the video

Full on Naomi roght there

Or Asuka? I forgot who throws it better

For that particular move Naomi >>> Asuka. (For ~everything else, Asuka is way better)

Not really a full Naomi though. Gotta get those legs way further apart:

There are a lot of stats floating around about the insane efficiency numbers of the Lions offense lately. If they can maintain this pace they are going to set some unique records. This one is kind of neat. Goff has completed the last 30 passes heā€™s thrown to Amon-Ra, including the red zone 4th & 1 TD yesterday that I thought had a roughly 0% chance of completion when he released it. Amon-Ra is a relatively little guy often being thrown to in very tight windows.

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For a league so good at maximizing ratings for virtually everything they do, Iā€™m surprised they made the trade deadline Election Day.

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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1855353678145761315

Oh good, this should create 11,000 hours of new content for all the NFL pundit shows.

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https://x.com/Cambeezy_/status/1855811598297776491

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this makes life worth livin

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Pretty scathing article about Aaron Rodgers and how he basically hijacked the Jets.

But it was also a serious breach of etiquette: football etiquette, quarterback etiquette, locker room etiquette. The impact of Rodgers saying, bluntly, ā€œHeā€™s got to be down the red line,ā€ were close to shocking.

every QB the bears have drafted in round 1 this century, they fired the head coach after year 1

yes, rex too

trubes, fields, caleb. they never learn

I wouldnā€™t have drafted any of the three. I can choose not to be a fan of an individual team and just enjoy good football games, might finally have to do that.

https://x.com/The33rdTeamFB/status/1857152731477127351

Sup bro

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thanksgiving games are bears @ lions, giants @ cowboys, dolphins @ packers

Some of you are screwed cause blowout, awful game, dolphins in the cold.

nowhere near the end of the season yet and I just happened to glance at week 18 and itā€™s brutal, only a few games arenā€™t the good teams playing the bad teams. woof

Good thing I picked this year to be the first time I travel on thanksgiving day, in my life.

i read the first couple paragraphs until i realized that i just really donā€™t give a fuck about aaron rodgersā€¦

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at the rate everyone like that fails upward heā€™ll be president at some point