The NFL Thread 2: 1. T Swift

Cowboys signed a free agent center named Ezekiel Elliot.

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Yes!

I guess itā€™s official Matt Ryan is now in the Hall of Fame.

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Iā€™m assuming the Loins fans post such incomprehensible garbage that Grammarly rejects it as being a different language or something?

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How do they still have Redskins on there? Was Grammarly around 3 years ago?

Grammarly is built into my new phone keyboard and I hate it. Just let me write poorly on my own please.

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It may know grammar, but doesnā€™t understand how to order power rankings.

Itā€™s likely due to all the slang that fans use. Iā€™m sure Grammarly hates all the "Who dat?"s and ā€œlagniappesā€ which is usually spelled wrong. Beignets for all!

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Isnā€™t this backwards? Shouldnā€™t the Lions be #1 with fewest errors?

Clearly GREEEEEAR was not a part of whatever Lions community they scraped that data from

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Dude canā€™t even spell his own name

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Preparing for the Fox News tours and post-NFL grift.

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What an absolute piece of shit

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I know heā€™s a top 3 kicker, but heā€™s still a kicker so I would look to trade / release him.

But heā€™s in Kansas City

Heā€™s a religious dipshit. But I almost feel like you want someone with zero doubts in the back of their mind going up there with 5 seconds left to win a playoff game. Supposedly religious people make the best fighter pilots. Same for NFL kickers imo.

NFL kickers make the best fighter pilots?

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