The NFL Thread 2: 1. T Swift

This is what you get for 1.4 mil

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Reposting poll because there is a legitimate ninth option that I forgot about.

Which of the following statements is closest to how you feel?
  • GO CHIEFS!
  • GO NINERS!
  • Rooting for the Chiefs because I hate the 49ers for non-political reasons.
  • Rooting for the 49ers because I hate the Chiefs for non-political reasons.
  • Rooting for the Chiefs because it will piss off the MAGAs and Bosa is a douchebag.
  • Rooting for the 49ers because I donā€™t like Chiefs Planet or their racist tomahawk chop.
  • Donā€™t really care who wins, I just hope the game is good.
  • Iā€™m not a fan of either team, but I win money on a particular outcome, so Iā€™ll hope for that.
  • I hate both of these teams. I hope a meteor crashes in Vegas on Sunday
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Donā€™t really care who wins, probably wonā€™t watch

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you forgot the ā€œim a swifty so rooting for chiefsā€ option

ā€œRooting for KC because WE GOT SIX AND ITS BAD ENOUGH THAT THE CHEATRIOTS HAVE SIX BUT SF AINā€™T INVITED TO THE SIX PARTYā€

ā€œDonā€™t care who wins. I just hope the commercials are good.ā€

Donā€™t ever watch the pro bowl but this one looked fun

Also lacking a ā€œitā€™s 2002 lezzgo USHERā€

And for $2.5 million:

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Random Packers fan applied for the GB defensive coordinator job as a joke and got a hand-written reply from the team president:

ā€œBill, Thanks so much for your cover letter and resume regarding our Defensive Coordinator position. While your fantasy football experience is impressive, I regret to inform you that we have decided to go in a different direction. I hear the Bears have an opening ā€” you look to be a perfect fit for them. Thanks again. Sincerely ā€” Mark.ā€

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I had a music teacher in college named emmitt smith

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I donā€™t laugh at a lot on their show these days, but was listening live this morning and was cracking up at this. Especially since Gio is a bigly Vikings fan, and I think he said he brought a jersey or something else because he thought #84 was booked. Horse Randy Mossā€™ people are brilliant by touting him as a ā€œformer NFL Network broadcasterā€ - he surely gets a few unintentional appearances as a result.

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https://twitter.com/LasVegasLocally/status/1755036411462582355?t=4cMlXqU6pUaRblN5fY9tEQ&s=19

How awesome would it be if the Bears hired Bill and his defense absolutely wrecks Love and the Packers twice a year for a decade. It would so hilarious, Iā€™d almost consider using my one time on that.

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We truly live in a golden age of giant video screens.

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Even as a team owner, I think Iā€™d enjoy the humor of that.

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https://twitter.com/MikeSielski/status/1755975441104732362

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https://twitter.com/lara_cakes/status/1755919627127857202

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I think itā€™s kind of a waste. 49ers gonna crush them. Maybe refs will keep it pseudocompetitive, though.

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