The NFL Thread 2: 1. T Swift

They either score less than 15 or more than 35.

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Quite the assumption.

The Bucs havenā€™t scored 35 all year

The Cowboys have scored less than 15 twice: week 1 and week 18

https://twitter.com/bennyheis/status/1612306499036151808

The cowboys are 1-4 on grass, they are not as good on that surface.

Obviously Iā€™m not taking even odds or probably betting on that game

guess the GM wasnā€™t too happy with those end game decisions

DUUUUUUVALLLLLLLL in primetime for a playoff game?? This is amazing.

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As the resident Jags expert, was DUUUUUVAAAALLLLLLLL a chant before the Good Place or did that spawn it?

Thereā€™s a scene where Jason lands in Jacksonville (at Macho Man Randy Savage non-International Airport) and upon leaving the airport shouts it, and someone shouts it back.

I dont remember the exact year but Iā€™d say 2012 or 2013. It blew up in the 2017 season when the defense was doing its thing. Calais Campbell yelling it after the Seahawks win is when I remember starting to see it everywhere.

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Give ā€˜em heck lovie.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1612492810002829313

Cardinals are consistently one of the dumbest-run franchises.

So how does that work if he gets hired somewhere else? Does he get to double-dip?

Yep, theyā€™ll keep paying him unless they can somehow claim he was fired for cause and have that upheld by the courts when heā€™d invariably sue.

https://twitter.com/quaywalker_/status/1612458206759878664

https://twitter.com/QuayWalker_/status/1612458285625401347

https://twitter.com/QuayWalker_/status/1612458559693897728

At least he can take comfort in the fact that heā€™s still not the biggest douche on the team.

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Walker is the only player since 2000 to be kicked out of a game multiple times in a single season,

Iā€™ll give him credit, that definitely sounds like something he wrote himself and didnā€™t spit out some super obvious team-written statement.

Also in the tunnel he did look like he was hating on himself more than anything. Gave me this kind of vibe: idiot-gif

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Definitely seems like he has anger/self control issues. Fortunately, what he did wasnā€™t terrible in and of itself - he lightly shoved a guy - but obviously shoving a non-player, and a trainer seeing to an injured player at that, takes a leap outside of oneā€™s mind.

https://twitter.com/ggabefootball/status/1574136114323279872?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1574136114323279872|twgr^1a73bcdb4a0231d91021775196e688682c883a54|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforumserver.twoplustwo.com%2F46%2Fsporting-events%2Fnfl-2022-season-thread-your-team-sucks-edition-1812384%2Findex25.html

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https://twitter.com/ggabefootball/status/1612478879481958400?s=20&t=JWTanhIpcZq80ugHbLrYGw

Lol this dude canā€™t just take the L and laugh at himself. Funny how you can tell so much about a person from just two tweets.

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Not even burfect did that!