The NFL Thread 2: 1. T Swift

Talk about saying the quiet part loud

We should have a 31 team tournament where we democratically choose Rivermanā€™s new team.

Give one random team a bye and the bracket fills nicely.

gotta pick the only franchise whoā€™s suffered worse right

Or we just give him the Lions and move on

Preseason game that bad, or did they sign a rapist or something?

It was bad. Particularly the special teams. This comment was from when, with 20s left in the half, Cade Johnson muffed a punt to give up a TD.

They generally looked like total shit all over and Damien Lewis got carted off with an ankle injury.

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Seahawks might be the worst talent on a roster in the entire league

Hey, they got DK and Lockett, and, uh, Dickson? And, uh, hmmmmm

well

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I turned on the Seahawks game right after halftime yesterday

mm3of1kmzki91

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Thought people were underdrafting Tyler Lockett but given whoā€™s throwing to him, heā€™ll be lucky to get WR3 numbers.

Fant is pretty good and one of Penny/Walker will hopefully stay healthy. The offense could be decent next year if one of the tackles works out and they draft a real QB.

Seahawks WRs probably not gonna score much since Pete will finally be justified in running 60+% of the time.

Dissly got paid too and heā€™s still probably underrated by fans imo. Always thought Parkinson was ok too, but I watched Dissly while he was at UW and was stoked the Hawks were able to get him. Dissly, Fant, Metcalf, Eskridge, and Lockett could stretch the shit out of the field on third and manageable. Also totally spaced on the game yesterday and thought the doom and gloom itt was over the Pitt game and thought the take was a little over the top. I hope Wilson doesnā€™t light us up too bad week 1. He always starts fast and generates some MVP buzz before he fades back to tier 2 when the games start to mean something anyway. I donā€™t have sour grapes.

with yet another shoulder injury for anthony miller (I think this is #5 combined for both of those shoulders) in steelers camp

revisiting this, the texans traded a whatever pick for him to see if he had anything and they cut him after 2 games

with trading down that pick the bears ended up with a guy whoā€™s going to start at left tackle and I guess the third string RB

https://twitter.com/jacobinfante24/status/1552329693470285825

also as much as I wouldnā€™t pay an off ball linebacker big money, guess which position on defense is the most important in the scheme for Eberflus

if you guessed the position roquan smith plays as an off ball linebacker you nailed it, like a Derrick Brooks or Lance Briggs would be an apt comparison. Gotta have a star there or it doesnā€™t go that well.

so of course you throw in a bunch of stupid cheap shit into the contract offer causing him to publically ask for a trade god this organization ahhhh

I definitely troll about TLaw. But Jesus christ the dude just isnā€™t very good. He makes one jaw dropping throw then everything else looks like Ryan Tannehill his first year playing in Miami. Whatever supreme talent was there is long gone right now. Dude shows so little. Maybe the actual games will be different but there is absolutely nothing worth being excited about watching the Jags.

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lol Gruden.

When Brady was on Lebronā€™s HBO show he made some comment like ā€œyouā€™re choosing that f-ing guy over me?!?ā€ Some folks thought it was Carr.

Dana White is Donald Trump plus HGH

Just had a thought- the real MAGA heir is going to be someone from outside politics like White.

Dude is so obviously such a complete scumbag.