Love how he has President in quotes.
Like he knows even if heās elected heās not going to be one.
Iām voting Onion on this one.
Iām with you, buddy. That canāt be real.
The one time I hoped it was realā¦
That one is really good, Iām invoking Poeās law.
Could Trump really have come up with āTom Shadyā on the fly like that.
If thereās one skill Iām willing to give the guy itās assigning people catchy nicknames.
You think Aaron Rodgers doesnāt like his GM?
https://twitter.com/AaronRodgers12/status/1417694784966205449
For those not in the COVID thread:
Cole Beasley sweating some peer pressure now
As it should be. What is the NFLās quarantine policy for exposed but vaxxed players? The vaccination rate among NFL players is already pretty high. Unless the vaccinated players are quarantined after exposure, it seems unlikely that this will cause any scheduling problems.
Also, if Cole Beasley shows up and coughs COVID on his 52 vaccinated teammates and 10 of them get mild breakthrough infections, how does that factor in?
Like I said earlier though, it still amazes me the other shit players will do to their bodies to stay in the game, but a vaccination is just a bridge too far for some apparently.
theyāve got that covered:
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1418258413142818816?s=20
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1418259401924825089?s=20
Hopefully his teammates beat the shit out of him, then stick him with the vaccine while heās unconscious.
The teamās players also donāt get paid if they have to forfeit. All of them.
Owners of crappy teams going to purposefully spread COVID to their locker rooms.
Donāt have to pay them plus better draft pick? Win-win!
Daniel Snyder wants to know your location
The lady from Major League who owned the Indians would love this
Mike Brown might actually do this
Lololol what the hell is wrong with these people
https://twitter.com/deandrehopkins/status/1418297095786668039?s=21