The National Football League

Giants sign Kyle Rudolph.

My question is, “Why?”

The Vikings cutting him is a red flag but it could be worth a gamble. His ceiling is still quite high and worst case scenario he is a solid blocking TE.

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1372700888205250562

PLEASE GET FIRED ALREADY

The owner is 98 lololol

The Chairman is her failson whose only other job was in the ticket office looooool

At least we kept Jimmy Graham and now have two journeymen backup QBs. Why.

Looks like Deshaun Watson may get his wish to not play in Houston this year after all

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His list of victims is growing faster than Bill Cosby’s.

Wonder if DeShaun ends up being the NFL’s Jimmy Saville.

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the houston christians even Notre Dame doesn’t literally have god as their #1 criteria for making the team

https://mobile.twitter.com/MarathonMonroe/status/1372940509338075136

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here’s a fun thread

https://twitter.com/ZoneReads/status/1371581157674917889

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Watson gotta be the tippiest tip of the iceberg among NFL players, I would think.

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Every damn athlete thanks God. It’s more of a reflex than what they actually believe.

Though if this was the alternative…

There’s a difference between thanking god in your standard post-game interview and getting Jesus tattoos and giving interviews specifically about your faith.

So long as DeShaun doesn’t get a Jesus tattoo, he won’t be on the Texans then!

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I mean I think they signed Tyrod Taylor (and what he could potentially make) as at least a hedge against Watson, either for suspension or trade or because he’s not God Squad enough for them.

In NZ a guy thanked his saviour jesus christ after winning the rugby world cup and everybody talked about what a freak he was constantly

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you all messed up there, should’ve played the clip over and over and some good old flag loving mericans would start watching the sport

well until they hear a team is named the all blacks anyway

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Texans tripling down on their theory that mediocre RBs are undervalued, restructuring Johnson and adding Ingram and Lindsay. Not sure any of the three are that much better than what you could find on waivers, but Texans are going to pay the three over $10 million to find out.

they’re not going to find better god believers on waivers