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Alex Tanney retired. Who is Alex Tanney? Doesnā€™t matter. He made close to $3 million playing checks notes 2 games and completing 11 of 15 passes for 100 yards. Over 9 years.

Best if you refer to him by his full name: Alex Tanney, Trick Shot Quarterback.

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Thatā€™s the most likable heā€™d ever been.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TBTimes_Bulls/status/1359597837701545990

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1359535263303806980

https://twitter.com/MontgomerDavid/status/1359619250642694145

just when I thought the bears couldnā€™t make it worse, ffs

Does this mean Montgomery is part of a package theyā€™re shipping out for a QB?

heā€™s the best offensive player on the team signed for next season so fans are upset right now

not much else it could be other than with way too much for wentz

or heā€™s trolling, though trolling our own fans isnā€™t such a great thing, thatā€™s what other fans are for

bears sign pettine as senior defensive assistant

I swear nobody in this organization actually has ever watched a football game since 1963

In a surprise to no one, the Urban Meyer era in Jacksonville is off to a fine start with the hiring of the racist Iowa strength coach.

https://twitter.com/riversmccown/status/1359943179664056321

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I think the Texans have gone past farce and into tragedy, like when Homer is trying to read what Bart wrote on the back of his head and the family watches him laughing but then just gets sad the longer it goes on.

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Watt now gone as well.

Why would they release Watt?

Iā€™d think that on a 1 year/$17.5 million contract you could find someone willing to gamble on his health.

This has to be the biggest free-fall of a sports franchise in quite some time.

13 months ago today, they had a 24 point lead on the Chiefs in the playoffs.

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I kind of expected that given his age / salary and what a general dumpster fire the team is on the field right now. Let alone what a mess the overall organization is.

I guess the Jags wouldnā€™t be the Jags if they werenā€™t fucking up rebuilding by hiring someone that ensures nobody will want to play for them

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3 years ago the Jags blew it to go to the super bowl to the #1 pick.

Texans still have room to go lower.

Chase Daniel has been paid over $34 million to start 5 games over the course of 10 years. Still got two years left on his Lions contract each of which gets him about 9M combined.

Backup QB is probably the GOAT job.

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In similar news:

How on earth do you go from winning a Superbowl to Blaine Gabbert? He is already on his 5th team. Was there ever a breakout star at the age of 33?