Change the name to the Red Warriors and make the logo a militant ginger.
Not a fan of them just changing to the Washington Warriors and using the spear logo on the helmet.
Much rather they go a different direction like Washington Rubber Bullets.
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Honestly I want them to change their name to the Whites, use the existence of the Browns and the Reds to defend it, and put Tucker Carlson on their helmet.
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The thing that annoys me is when Danny finally changes the name, it will be because he wants to make money off it. But he’ll pretend it’s the right thing to do which in turn will increase sales.
I’m offended
Washington Wounded Knees
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Suffered a posterior hip dislocation in a car accident. Waited 9 hours to get it reduced. Was told that avascular necrosis due to the lack of blood flow during that time would mean that I will need a THR in the future.
That was 10 years ago and I haven’t felt anything since. And I’m no athlete.
Washington Swamp Draining Donkeys
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I know Stephen Ross does a lot with philanthropy but being a real estate developer and hosting a fundraiser for Trump should alone vault you up the asshole rankings.
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Could you carry the dolphins to the playoffs?
Why does Riveria mention the military there?
Perhaps a military name. Besides the slam dunk bullets you got tanks, bombers, Charlies, humvees, EIDs, towel heads, bayonets, infantry, fighters, jets(!), gooks, generals, privates.
Hmm I like the a Washington Privates.
One reason they all became elite is because they were able to avoid career damaging injuries.
OTOH, there must have been scores of potentially great RBs over the years whose injuries led them to having short and/or mediocre careers.
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Lobbyists
Grift
Loopholes
Obstructionists
Riders (good because most won’t get it)
Pork Barrels (back to the Hog days)
Chief Justices (logo is John Roberts wearing a feather)
I still think Whites is the best name, just own it like the president.
I’m not that strong.
Seriously, Hogs would be a great name and a great way to honor the heritage of the actual team.
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It’d be funny for opposing fans to shout “Show your hog! Show your hog!” to the players. Not because it’s funny but because it would completely confuse them.