The Future Non-Presidency of Ronald Dion DeSantis

But as Florida Politics noted previously , lobbyists, including Taylor Biehl and Jeff Sharkey of Tallahassee-based Capitol Alliance Group, hammered out a deal adding language to the bill that should keep Tesla galleries open.

The change confirms newer manufacturers like Tesla, Rivian and Lucid are authorized to hold a franchise dealer license for direct sales of EVs if they are not otherwise prohibited under federal law. That carve-out apparently does not extend to traditional manufacturers such as GM, Ford, Honda and Toyota, all of which now make battery-powered cars.

Haha so called it! I wonder why brave freedom and anti government corruption crusader who never gives in Mr Elon Musk went all pro desantis all of a sudden?

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DeSantis is a firm believer in free market capitalism, no way he would pick and choose winners who just happen to be helping his presidential campaign

Ron’s “war room” has skipped ahead to the “Biden is a pedophile” message

https://twitter.com/DeSantisWarRoom/status/1669419865600344079

Quarantine Ron is at it again

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What’s the velocity of an unladen land snail?

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Me, bursting through the door, slamming it behind me and holding my weight against it to keep it closed: WE CAN’T LEAVE THE HOUSE

You: what is it??

Me (in slow motion): IT’S A SNAIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!

is this the snail from those “you get 10 million dollars but a snail chases you for the rest of your life…” hypothetical viral tweets?? because if so, i say let him cook…

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r/shittysuperpowers material if so

Is that one of the John Oliver subreddits or one of the ones showing porn?

Snails on a Plane!

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As of now probably yes to both

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Hodor

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If I could photoshop:

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It was then that they carried us.

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https://twitter.com/DeSantisWarRoom/status/1674899610379116546

desanctus’ new campaign video is so crazy. it’s 230 in the afternoon so everybody here is probably rate limited on twitter posts so i’ll describe it for you.

trump is too nice to lgbt and rob will be a very strong and powerful man like the movie american psycho, and there are lots of quick cut clips of hot men from movies being manly in between news clips describing the governor as an eradicator of transgender people.

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Viewable here, good lord

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