The Future Non-Presidency of Ronald Dion DeSantis

I, an ostensible leftist, will abstain from voting for free breakfast and lunch for school children.

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That Huckabee photo is not from signing the child labor law.

Yeah but who cares it’s an amazing photo and works perfect there. Plus you know it would look the same if they trotted out some slave labor children for the photo op

“THE FAR & AWAY LEADING REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE & FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WILL BE ARRESTED ON TUESDAY OF NEXT WEEK. PROTEST, TAKE OUR NATION BACK!” he wrote on Truth Social Saturday morning.

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He admit it

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Lock him up

DeSantis is drawing dead unless and until he goes on offense against Trump.

How can he not see this.

You ever tried using two partially occluded pudding cups as glasses? You can’t see much.

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https://twitter.com/mindyisser/status/1637459756557246466

What? Tsunami, avalanche, whatever, we need new giant natural disasters to describe the amount of bullshit that will be (is) in the 2024 campaign

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What about Michigan? What part of him is from there and Wisconsin?

He was spiritually raised in Michigan, and his values growing up aligned specifically with those of Wisconsin. He might as well have been born there, or there.

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So he’s saying he identifies as a Pennsylvanian/Ohio Ohioan even though he was born a Floridian? Sounds pretty woke to me.

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Love that he hates lawyers so much that he compares them to Pizza Hut employees.

Meh

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1637838939753963521?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg

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I lol’d

The median Republican primary voter thinks its cool to have an affair with a porn star. RINO Ron isn’t going to hurt Donnie Dumb Dumb with this stuff. Trump will shoot back that broads wouldn’t have sex with Meatball Ron even if he paid them, and the polls will shoot up for Trump.

My MAGA stepmom thinks whatabout Clinton and all those women who came forward and NOTHING happens to him, but now poor Donald is going to be prosecuted. UNFAIR!

On paper, it’s objectively “cool” to bang a porn star with gigantic breasts while your wife who hates you is pregnant with a kid you don’t want. But Trump manages to ruin everything

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of course the banging is cool. what’s not cool is getting your lawyer to write a personal check for it. that’s like admitting to being a beta irl

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btw this is word for word exactly what desantis needs to say to win over trump supporters

50% chance trump retruths it with “THANK YOU! SO TRUE!”

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