The Future Non-Presidency of Ronald Dion DeSantis

WSJ seems unaware the leopard already ate their face

Maybe they’re just loyal to Trump.

DeSantis has gone so hard at LGBT that the obvious play for Trump is to call him a closet homosexual.

https://twitter.com/prem_thakker/status/1635694485823795233?t=DCherJ8gKGpW5dmvGdoflA&s=19

Fucking statist.

¿You want to win puertorriqueños?

That’s how you win puertorriqueños

https://twitter.com/jakelahut/status/1636337913230139394?s=46&t=RKQIqRrKzVps835SSEmebA

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First time I ever related to Yawn.

Felt genuinely ill reading this. Thanks a lot

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https://mobile.twitter.com/jakebrodes/status/1636389165473615874

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‘lil puddin’ fingers.

“This fascism tastes amazing!”

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Messy Ron
Sticky Fingers Desantis

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Trump (shoving 12 French fries of different sizes into his mouth and speaking while chewing): he’s a pig!

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Thinking about actually watching Donald Trump put food into his mouth is physically revolting.

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https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1636768462474481664?t=SnvwCv36L3jbbejxZsP4jQ&s=19

Inject more of this directly into my veins

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https://twitter.com/GBBranstetter/status/1636798903411408908?s=20

This only increases his MAGA/Republican standing. Maybe some eDems too.

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https://twitter.com/prem_thakker/status/1636832350167343104?t=NVnbQxPy4XFCIs_uOQyVfQ&s=19

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They’re the same…no wait, they’re really not.

“Over KFC” is an elite open

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Democratic Dads with the highest support for torturing terrorists.

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