The Future Non-Presidency of Ronald Dion DeSantis

Trump has a stranglehold on the only constituency that matters in GOP primary politics:

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So good.

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Republican voters = Hulk Hogan once it kicks off

I don’t think he can publicly state that Trump lost.

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cant for his answers when the hosts ask him about jan 6th.

DeSantis should just say that Trump’s clown face makeup and hairdo are proof he’s part of the trans agenda

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https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1631717964603957260?t=Od9ao_X45UzFwtPFikzroQ&s=19

That’s … not how “hold me beer” works.

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https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1631701939548241920?t=tnsVoZdv8nGyQRd0nel_JQ&s=19

At the end, that’s the look of love right there. Or of being coked up beyond caring, idk which.

I’m pretty sure the makeup has consumed her eyes at this point.

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That was literally the first thought that came to my mind. Exactly those words too.

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You both said “hold me beer” and not “hold my beer”?

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LOL. I guess I missed that. Let’s say exact words that were in his brain and not the ones he actually typed.

How do you know mosdef isn’t a pirate?

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Pirates ain’t got time to post like he does. They’ve got important pirate shit to attend to, obviously.

Or Scottish

YARGH!

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The entire actuarial profession is a cover for our clandestine sailing of the seven seas in search of booty.

Hee hee hee, BOOTY!

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