The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XII: Nevertheless, NFTs!

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https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1562575924893077504?s=20&t=AKakqJEiEXthjWFhhW5clA

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So, it turns out Don King was our best shot:
"Grisham recounted the time when boxing promoter Don King, who had been one of Trump’s few celebrity supporters during his 2016 campaign, came to see him at Mar-a-Lago after Trump won the election and brought a gun with him. According to Grisham, aides around the Trump thought to themselves, “Who the hell shows up to Mar-a-Lago to see the president of the United States with a gun?”

But Trump didn’t have the same concerns.

“Secret Service said, ‘No you can’t come in,’” Grisham recalled. “And the president said, ‘No let him in, I don’t care.’”

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That’s because Dems pass laws in blue states that ban gerrymanders, attempting to lead by example. Then Republicans say, “Lol, morons,” and gerrymander the fuck out of theirs. Then when we try to fight back, we run into our own laws.

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True.

The new district in LA is super triggering. Dems are just a battered spouse coming back for more. Surely this time it’ll be different.

https://twitter.com/OlgaNYC1211/status/1562624557046906886?s=20&t=A2rOmlXc7Ec4_ziMRjoDNg

Water-filled tunnel and Elon mini subs would be even better.

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Reminded me of this

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/wx2avs/eric_trump_flying_coach_to_maralago/

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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1562795522226008067?s=20&t=x0jvlgyPgIp5gHpJvSKM0w

Even though I am as innocent as a person can be

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When you’re definitely innocent:

holy crap Laptop From Hell sounds like one badass laptop

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It’s a Dell Inspiron 1420 from like 2007. I had to ditch the motherboard when the graphics processor started to flake out. Also upgraded the processor, put in a solid state HD and maxed out the memory at 4 GB. The z key sticks for some reason.

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If it were me, I wouldn’t say they’re “leaking”, I’d say they’re “making up stories”. Leaking implies the things they’re saying are true, but are supposed to be kept secret.

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Nah. It’s perfectly well known in Trumps circles that the same piece of paper can be planted and not really confidential. This is a corollary.

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