But like when he dies owing them like $90 million, can they use liens to seize a hole or two at Mar-a-Lago or something?
Obviously they’ll be gentlemen and gentlewomen about it and take the holes that are already partially underwater due to climate change!
Won’t Trump just have the RNC pay his fines like they’ve been paying his legal bills? Who says no to that?
I’m not going in the Musk thread so
https://twitter.com/juliaioffe/status/1518679506495672321?s=20&t=Hz5-eSFhHVwaFltfSKm32A
I’ll save you a foxnews click:
“I am not going on Twitter, I am going to stay on TRUTH,” Trump told Fox News. “I hope Elon buys Twitter because he’ll make improvements to it and he is a good man, but I am going to be staying on TRUTH.”
Trump told Fox News he will begin “TRUTHing” over the next week.
“TRUTHing” LMAO
I feel like the pineapple is one of the worst possible fruits to have thrown at you, could seriously lacerate your face.
It’s fruit for my family.
I would go with coconut for sheer concussive force, but pineapple would be up there. And maybe durian because the smell would be so hard to get rid of.
Secret Service training under Trump
I love the internet for random shit like this 
. Solid reference.
All these things are too big and awkward to throw effectively! I think just being able to whip an apple would be best, or like a horned melon if you really wanted to imprint someone’s face
Little crab apples really pack a wallop. Friends yard had them. We may have chucked them at each other as hard as possible. Solid you got thumped. Rotten and it went splat.
Confirmed have been hit by crab apples before, not fun! Fortunately no head shots though 
It’s also gotta be one of the toughest to throw. You’d probably want to be wearing gloves so it didn’t slice up your hand, it’s kind of heavy, it’s too big to grip, and its weight distribution is awkward for throwing.
Jackfruit.
A quince is hand-sized and very hard.
We would play baseball with them. If it was solid, you could send it a mile. If it was rotten, you made applesauce.
Durian is both spiky and stinky, as well as hefty, but it is awkward to throw. I would go with a kiwano to get better velocity plus spikes. Durian soars up the power rankings if we can use a giant slingshot delivery mechanism, though.