The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XII: Nevertheless, NFTs!

That’s because Dems pass laws in blue states that ban gerrymanders, attempting to lead by example. Then Republicans say, “Lol, morons,” and gerrymander the fuck out of theirs. Then when we try to fight back, we run into our own laws.

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True.

The new district in LA is super triggering. Dems are just a battered spouse coming back for more. Surely this time it’ll be different.

https://twitter.com/OlgaNYC1211/status/1562624557046906886?s=20&t=A2rOmlXc7Ec4_ziMRjoDNg

Water-filled tunnel and Elon mini subs would be even better.

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:vince3:

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Reminded me of this

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/wx2avs/eric_trump_flying_coach_to_maralago/

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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1562795522226008067?s=20&t=x0jvlgyPgIp5gHpJvSKM0w

Even though I am as innocent as a person can be

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When you’re definitely innocent:

holy crap Laptop From Hell sounds like one badass laptop

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It’s a Dell Inspiron 1420 from like 2007. I had to ditch the motherboard when the graphics processor started to flake out. Also upgraded the processor, put in a solid state HD and maxed out the memory at 4 GB. The z key sticks for some reason.

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If it were me, I wouldn’t say they’re “leaking”, I’d say they’re “making up stories”. Leaking implies the things they’re saying are true, but are supposed to be kept secret.

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Nah. It’s perfectly well known in Trumps circles that the same piece of paper can be planted and not really confidential. This is a corollary.

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Or maybe it’s a power move. Openly admitting the allegations against him are true, while bemoaning that law enforcement shouldn’t be using that evidence against him, because he’s the star.

Imagine if when the fbi bugged Tony Soprano’s basement, they caught him red handed and imprisoned him. The audience would be furious! Ratings would plummet! That’s bad!

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hell on earth. my thoughts are prayers are with you

I’m trying to think what “hobby” has a z in it.

Well I mean, the key doesn’t have to get used over and over to become sticky. Word on the street is, multiple liquid substances can cause that kind of effect.

Coca cola for example

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