The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

Just imaging mixing sports and stonks together. Seems right up your alley, really.

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It’s been a lot more profitable than stonks so far. Percentage wise.

That’s exactly the problem, though. Not scalable.

We’re printing money off of $14 packs of digital basketball cards and flipping $40 NBA gifs for $80 in a market that went from having a few nerds to 100k users and > 1 transaction per second in the span of a few days.

I hope this doesn’t make anyone mad that bought this recently, but we’re looking at clearing out our stock for this label.
Clearance sale if you will. $6 plus $4.25 shipping/bottle. Email me at aaron@seauxs.com if you want it by the case. We’ll update this post once we sell out.
To be clear, we’re clearing out the Trump label, not the recipe. It was fun, but its time is past. Future batches will be under the name “Orange 'N Peach Hit” and use the current “gourmet” label.

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The usual Acela-Belt conservatives.

Those people either have no real power or are incredibly small in number.

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Granted.

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And Riverman.

Every media outlet AND Riverman.

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Yes Mike, go hang out at CPAC

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@BestOf

They should have CPAC on a cruise ship in a torpedo testing zone.

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Fixed.

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on today’s Sway: “I moved the the norweigan arctic and went to a socialist dog sledding boarding school”

Hey, spoiler tag! :rage:

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As one does.

I’m sorry. It’s only been out 64 years. 65 is the cutoff for needing spoiler tags?

Sounds reasonable.

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“Socialist” seems superfluous here iyam

Get ready for very serious people to tell you this is a “huge deal,” or something.

https://twitter.com/neal_katyal/status/1363859849495404549?s=21

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we got him!

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