https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1468752143108743168?s=20
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photoshop
They stopped giving him intelligence briefings entirely for the last 90 days of his term and he didn’t even notice. This shit would be funny if he wasn’t like -200 to win again (and the majority of the no is a health event)
heh, then i hope they won’t restart briefings on inauguration day either
What’s the least amount I can touch him and still technically be in contact? The elbow sleeve. Yeah that works.
remember when woodward was calling trump and trump tried to tell him about some sort of invisible superplane the US had invented? It’s like 95% certainty that the generals and eggheads were literally just making shit up to tell trump because they knew he couldn’t keep his fucking mouth shut
https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status/1468989737490911232?s=21
OK cool, I guess we can skip ahead to the part where the DoJ refuses to press any charges and we can move on.
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It is far more likely AG Lin Wood prosecutes Garland than it is Garland prosecutes anyone.
The one genuinely hilarious thing about the march to fascism is going to be all the people refusing to do anything to stop it being loaded onto the trains first.
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https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1468951064544092172?s=21
Great work! Hope they figure out who was at the bottom of this sometime next year!
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Merely having this plan isn’t prosecutable. I’m not even sure if this plan is unconstitutional because the Constitution is a rotten document that assumes good faith on the part of all actors. It’s angle-shooting, like minting a trillion dollar coin to get around the debt ceiling.
There’s a gulf between a level of pressure that is inappropriate but legal in trying to get someone to agree to support this plan and a level of pressure that is illegal, delving into the realms of threats or bribery.
The question is whether January 6 was a predictable outcome due to a confluence of dumbassery or if the insurrection was the result of a conspiracy to try to pressure Pence and Congress into shifting the election.
I didn’t read it but appears to be a letter, which i assume in true got em fashion is sternly worded?
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We got him, as long as he doesn’t file a petition!
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That is going to be 14 days for the petition. An immediate stay on handing over the records from the SC. Then 3 months to prepare for the SC hearing, 2 months for a rebuttal, 5 more months for a decision and then send it back to the lower court on a technically who then says it no longer has to rule because the committee was disbanded after a decisive Republican mid terms victory.
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So you’re telling me he has 14 days to stop the spread?
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Spit was swapped.
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the gifts falling out of the sled was a nice touch
https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status/1468989737490911232
WE GOT HIM
very craftily and definitely took a long time to make, powerpoint
whole thing is here apparently https://web.archive.org/web/20210716135230if_/https://www.ingersolllockwood.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/voter-fraud.pdf
it’s crackhead basically err kraken whatever that was
Good Lord. The longer form version is so off the wall, yet they were definitely trying to make some of these made-up theories come to life after the election. To think that they would think that this would work is scary just by itself.