The Former Presidency of Donald J. Trump, Volume XI: The Crypt Keeper Years

Spit was swapped.

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Arh+if+you+insist+i+guess+can+have+another+_4172b6e2563a428d68e73c922745d716

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the gifts falling out of the sled was a nice touch

https://twitter.com/hugolowell/status/1468989737490911232

WE GOT HIM

very craftily and definitely took a long time to make, powerpoint

whole thing is here apparently https://web.archive.org/web/20210716135230if_/https://www.ingersolllockwood.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/voter-fraud.pdf

it’s crackhead basically err kraken whatever that was

Good Lord. The longer form version is so off the wall, yet they were definitely trying to make some of these made-up theories come to life after the election. To think that they would think that this would work is scary just by itself.

All they had to do was mobilize their band of heavily armed militia to like 4 places where votes were being counted - the location of which was helpfully being broadcast by all major news networks!

They won’t make that mistake again.

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That seems like a better plan than whatever this was. Like, where does it say anything about where they got their information from, who obtained it, and how would an independent party, like a judge go about verifying it? Seems like they were relying on faith, and just pure off-the-hip bullshit being accepted as fact. Just because.

And I like how the voting machines have been rigged to do the fraud, but they have that telltale delay that gives them away. They can’t just do the fraud in one smooth motion. They have to shut down for a while, figure out how to do the fraud, and then come back on with the fraud in place.

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It was not rigged voting machines, it was cadavers:

This has the ring of truth. Emotionally I’m a corpse, and I voted for Biden.

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About 74 million lacking hearts, brains, or both voted in 2020.

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I have not read their whole plan, but for all the other stuff they talked about but didn’t go through with, it seems like the things we believe would have stopped them are rules, norms, the law, courts, etc. And I don’t have any faith in those things at all. If they had pressed the pedal to the floor and ignored the sort-of adults in the room at the time I’m not sure their plan would have “worked”, exactly, but it would have been super messy (which serves their goals regardless of who is technically president).

If Carl Winslow wasn’t there they might have killed some Congress people.

Saw a “Red lives matter” shirt today on a guy obviously bitching about how nobody wants to work anymore. Their propaganda is just so effective. And yesterday has multiple idiots start a “lets go brandon” chant in my poker room. More and more of this shit every day. In a blue stronghold city. 2024 and beyond is going to suck so much.

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What’s Reginald Veljohnson up to these days anyway?

Please don’t be a deplorable

Seems like he’s got a bit of a boomer brain, but definitely not deplorable.

VelJohnson seems unaware of how some people use the phrase “all lives matter” to avoid discussing racism, but is quick to call Trump the worst president of his lifetime. And although he immediately condemns the officers who killed George Floyd, he also explains how his time shadowing police officers in preparation for roles led him to sympathize with the difficulties of the job. It’s the type of opinion that’s rarely said aloud at the protests McCrary regularly attends.

https://www.sfgate.com/tv/slideshow/Family-Matters-good-cop-bad-cop-racism-204380.php

Red lives… for Santa?

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santa works one day a year and gets all the pub and the elves get nothing and work more, makes sense

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Looks like I’m not the only one who is going to need someone to ELI5 this.

It’s like blue lives matter, but with firefighters instead of cops.

Who’s advocating killing, harming, endangering, defunding, minimizing, etc. firefighters?

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