The Crapto Thread

he has 9 roommates. dude is a live and let live kind of guy

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are those 17 bottles of mustard?

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I was just about to comment that I could never trust someone with >=6 bottles of yellow mustard. I think it is more likely they are egg yolks, but this guy crashed a multi-billion dollar business so it could be basic mustard.

ETA: found. I guess buying off the Vegan Black Market must explain his need to steal so much crypto. You canā€™t buy that shit on the regular markets.

https://veganblackmarket.com/products/just-egg-100-plant-based-12-oz

He does seem pretty fat for someone who consumes no animal products

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Meh. Not sure if serious but itā€™s super easy to be fat when youā€™re a vegan and consume a shit ton of grain.

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Was mostly just in jest, itā€™s definitely possible heā€™s actually vegan. But generally most people who publicly claim to be vegan are less fat than the general population. Like if tomorrow Shaun deeb claimed to be vegan I would definitely be squinting my eyes at that one.

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I always assume most vegans are fibbing a bit about it and I really donā€™t care. Food cravings can be crazy powerful, especially when itā€™s some nutrient your body really needs. You say youā€™re vegan but you sneak in some ice cream once in awhile? Totally fine imo.

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Vegan does not automatically mean healthy.

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I know a guy who has convinced his long time girlfriend that heā€™s vegan (she is as well) and is a massive human, when heā€™s not around her he eats a regular diet. Iā€™ve always figured she must be suspicious of him.

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Then you werenā€™t paying attention.

FTX was really damn close to a ponzi. Complaining that itā€™s not exactly a ponzi is kinda ridiculous.

https://twitter.com/AutismCapital/status/1591924127287463939

polycule crib is for sale

https://twitter.com/MindFreedom6/status/1591931852172169218

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Definitely looks like a place an altruist would live

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:vince:

Question about the polycule.

Were they just all banging each other indiscriminately or were they paired off and just living in the same place. The descriptions Iā€™ve read suggest the latter, but that doesnā€™t seem like it qualifies as a polycule to me.

TULIP TULIP TULIP, MOTLEY FOOL, SIM SWAP, DOT COM BUBBLE

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Sounds more like one on one - but with constantly shifting hierarchies. Like Fleetwood Mac basically, but 10 of them.

Seems like nerdy girl saw herself as the alpha female, and enjoyed having her partners fight for position on her hierarchy. Unethical polyamory.

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Wait, wat? If she was the alpha, Iā€™m real curious about the rest of the lineup.